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lovesfortune
10-23-2008, 09:25 AM
Well my day has just been a bucketfull of fun! :) This morning I happen to look outside and see FIVE baby calves in my driveway!! :eek:

A little background: We (hubby and I) have two horses. We keep the horses on my father in laws land which is connected to our house. We bought the old farmhouse from them. They keep about 15 head of cattle in with the horses. I can see the barn and the front pasture from my front window. My inlaws live down the road a mile or so and both work within 5 min from home.

Anyways... I see the calves out and immediately call my inlaws. I know most cows come to a bucket, but these are babies and they don't know that yet! :rolleyes: So of course no one is home... so I try calling their cell phones. No answer. Meanwhile the 5 have wandered into the road. AH!!!!!!!!!!

So I leave the kids to fend for themselves and run out to try the bucket anyways.. no dice. They scatter. So I fill the bucket and just leave it in the middle of the driveway thinking they might get interested and check it out. Nope.

Go back in and manage to get a hold of my father in law and tell him the calves are in the road and to come home and get them in. 15 min go by.... TWO cars stop. One nice old man comes to my door to tell me they are in the road. I thank him and tell him I'm working on it. A truck can't even pass in the road because the calves are everywhere. He waits patiently for a few minutes and then goes on his way.

I call again to make sure he's on his way. He's NOT!!!!!!!!! :nono: So... I start yelling. :innocent: Telling him he needs to get himself here, etc.

The way the calves are getting out is part of the fence in the lower pasture isn't working. The bottom wire isn't hot. So the horses and cows can't get out, but the little ones just go under the bottom wire. Now this has been a problem for the last week. I know about it, my hubby knows about it, my father in law knows about it. He's always "too busy" to fix it. So this is why I'm even more pissed off that there are now cows in the road and he's not coming.

Meanwhile, in the pasture the mama cows and the horses are going crazy running fencelines because the calves are calling for their mama and the mama are calling for them, etc. So now I"m even more stressed we are going to have a major issue.

So after yelling at father in law, I manage to get ahold of my mother in law and basically tell her that she needs to call her husband or get here herself and take care of it. I have two small kids, I can't be out there trying to wrangle cows in all day. I told her her husband needs to get the ****ed fence fixed NOW and he needs to get his butt over here. I then apologize for being a witch and explain that I have tried to go out, and how cars are passing, etc.

She gets mad at my FIL and calls him and tell him in no uncertain terms he WILL leave now and He WILL gets the calves back in. Meanwhile a nice truck has managed to "herd" the calves back into the driveway for me so at least they aren't on the road.

So I run out again, jump in hubby's truck and manage to further herd them around the barn, back into the hay shed. I locked them in. They still weren't in the pasture, but at least they weren't in the road.

15 min later... FIL shows up and I yell out, "they are in the hay shed" and close my door.

I KNOW he's mad at me for making a big deal and him having to leave work, and having his wife call him and yell. But honestly, I'm about ready to pull my hair out with this. So tonight if my FIL isn't out fixing it, hubby and I will be going to town, buying a new fencer, fixing it ourselves and then sending him a bill. WHich I know my mother in law would make him pay.

FoxFireEMT
10-23-2008, 09:31 AM
Geez sounds like a load of fun!!!

glad none of them got hurt though.

lovesfortune
10-23-2008, 09:32 AM
Thanks FoxFire. I'm also glad they weren't hurt. If you knew my father in law, it's just super frustrating! At least we live in the country on a back road so there wasn't a lot of traffic and people are nice about it.

livaward
10-23-2008, 09:34 AM
WOW........I know how you feel........that is why it is nice to have an ATV around..........when the cows get out the ATV helps tremendous with herding them back through the holes they came through.....

lovesfortune
10-23-2008, 09:36 AM
ah. ATV. we have 3 of them in the shed. lol. i was so mad that didn't even occur to me. plus having a 1 yr old and a 2 yr old alone in the house wasn't something i really wanted to do.

ATV. I will have to make a mental note to do that next time. lol.

livaward
10-23-2008, 09:46 AM
yup ATV the mechanical horse..............when pearl learns to work the cows then i will use her............yes the atv is quicker to get on and go but heck the horse is funner!

carla
10-23-2008, 09:48 AM
Ugh.. what a mess indeed! Don't feel bad; forgetting I own three ATVs is totally something I would do, too. :hysterical: ;)

HeartofSteel
10-23-2008, 09:51 AM
Sounds like a bunch of excitement! Lol, I'm glad none of them or no one got hurt. I know having animals on the rode is a scary thing. The Ranch where I work had 5 horses get out, of course of all places to go on the big ranch they go down the driveway, down the road (approx 1/2 mile) and cross the very busy highway where people go 75mph and on the the golf course :eek: Luckily none of them got seriously hurt.

lovesfortune
10-23-2008, 09:53 AM
Ugh.. what a mess indeed! Don't feel bad; forgetting I own three ATVs is totally something I would do, too. :hysterical: ;)


:p THanks for making me laugh Carla! By the way, when things settle down here (hopefully naptime) I will be writing you back. ;)

vicklynn
10-23-2008, 10:23 AM
Glad the babies are safe. I sure hope your FIL gets things fixed. Sounds like the MIL backs you. That is a good thing.

WashingtonBay
10-23-2008, 10:50 AM
So other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play? :popcorn:

magayle
10-23-2008, 11:24 AM
oh i feel for ya loves! all the joys of having family as neighbors:rolleyes: you did good standin' your ground on the whole mess:)

palomino
10-23-2008, 11:43 AM
He sounds like a major PITA!!! You should charge him for time and labor too LOL.

Country Girl 43
10-23-2008, 11:53 AM
LOL...life on a farm!!! I love it! :p Sorry you had to go through all that, but it sure brought back some funny memories for me! Cows, goats, chickens, peacocks, geese, ponies, horses...had them all!

Glad your kids were good through the whole thing. Now sit back and have a cup of coffee when the babies take a nap. :)

lovesfortune
10-23-2008, 04:21 PM
Ah, well the babies got out 2 more times this afternoon. :( He came to put them in but didn't fix the problem.. no brainer there!

Then hubby got home and I went on and on about how his dad is being an idiot. Probably not the smartest thing, but I'm irritated. Hubby got offended that I said that about his dad.. ugh. So after apologizing we got out to do the fence ourselves with the kids. On our way out there, we run into FIL coming up on the four wheeler. He wants hubby to help him move the ENTIRE fenceline and make the winter pasture bigger. I told him... I don't care if it's bigger, FIX the darn thing! So.. now they are out there moving the fence and my hubby is under strict orders that it MUST be horse safe and it MUST be fixed before that part of the pasture is opened back up to the herd.

I need a margarita!

Horseless
10-23-2008, 04:25 PM
is there a Morale to this story??? :)

lovesfortune
10-23-2008, 04:27 PM
is there a Morale to this story??? :)

Make sure you do EXTENSIVE interviews with potential in laws BEFORE the wedding? :p

carla
10-23-2008, 04:28 PM
Make sure you do EXTENSIVE interviews with potential in laws BEFORE the wedding? :p


Ha! Amen, sister! And- toss the blender, you may do better with a bottle and a straw! (I kid)...

Your poor hubby.. so he worked all day, and now gets to do this? :nono:

Horseless
10-23-2008, 04:28 PM
Make sure you do EXTENSIVE interviews with potential in laws BEFORE the wedding? :p


Believe me I really wish I would have, My MIL is CRAZY!!!! :eek:

lovesfortune
10-23-2008, 04:41 PM
Ha! Amen, sister! And- toss the blender, you may do better with a bottle and a straw! (I kid)...

Your poor hubby.. so he worked all day, and now gets to do this? :nono:

I know... I feel bad for hubby too. :mad: He has been up since 4 a.m. worked from 5 a.m. until 4:30 pm. and got home long enough to eat dinner and say hi to the kids and that's it. Now it's dark out...so I have no idea what they are doing out there in the dark.

Where is the smilie where the head is hitting the brickwall? Can I get a special request? I feel like I could use that one alot!

I think you are on to something with the bottle. Good thing it's almost bedtime for the kids..... off to raid the cabinet. ;)

JackieB
10-23-2008, 05:00 PM
You poor thing! And your hubby, too. What a day. Let us know how it goes.

Steelhorserider
10-23-2008, 05:05 PM
Poor hubby....you can pick your friends but you can't pick your relatives. Hope they get the fence fixed after all that trouble.

lovesfortune
10-23-2008, 05:34 PM
Well he's in. It's not done, they will be finishing it tomorrow I guess. My father in law is more and more aggravating. He wants help putting up all this new fence but he doesn't want to make it permanent for the winter.. .and wants hubby to help him take it all down in a few weeks. I said, "no". It's up, it stays up or he does it himself. Hubby at least agrees with that. I just dont get how his mind works. It's making the bottom pasture about 2 acres bigger. That's it. He has over 300 acres, none of which get used at all in the winter.

This is why I want to buy the corner 2-3 acres from him and put our horses there and not deal with it at all. We are working on him on this. He keeps changing his mind.

Oh and cabinet is empty. :( But tomorrow isn't that far away!

Equine_Woman
10-23-2008, 06:06 PM
You poor thing!! Next time, strap the kids in the car in their car seats. . turn the heater or air on, get on the atv and round up the cows!! I hope there isn't a next time! I can't tell you how often Wyatt is strapped into the truck while I do something or another at the barn. He has a DVD player so he's happy as a lark!!

lovesfortune
10-23-2008, 08:23 PM
Yeah, I might have to do that next time Amy. I really was thinking that he was on his way..but now obviously I know better. My kids just stayed at the door and I could see them so I didn't worry but. Thank goodness they are well behaved or I would have had issues! They love the horses though and my daughter thinks cows are "horsies" too, lol, so they were very excited to see some so close. :rolleyes: