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[rocknK]

Chuck Norris jokes?????

My favorite. "Chuck Norris doesn't turn on the light switch, He turns the dark off".:p

Lets hear yours!

[Arrow]

Don't know any jokes, but love his old movies! Caught one late at night once, had a stallion and a little brother, and I don't know what all. All I know is that I'd rather watch what he actually does with flesh and bone than any CGI stuff ever invented. Just my :2cents:.

But let the fun commence.:)

[rocknK]

Arrow, ggogle "chuck norris jokes", there are about a million of them, most are true & funny!:p

[mygirlmaggie]

I hope this works..I came across this one and it made me laugh really hard. And when I seen this post I just had to share!! I'm not sure how to get it to post the pic so heres' the link..hope it works. It'll give you a good laugh I think!

http://i430.photobucket.com/albums/qq21/mygirlmaggie/C7FDA2B8D94B43159F421919CD876E9D.jpg

[carla]

LOL! I wanted to start a thread like this the other night when I posted a CN pic on a thread, ha!

"Chuck Norris has counted to infinity... twice." :hysterical:

[carla]

"When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's not pushing himself up. He's pushing the world down."

"Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip."

"Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits."

[Gypsy Rose]

Good ones! I love "Walker, Texas Ranger". I'd have to hunt to find the jokes, but I bet there are a lot of good ones out there- I'm going to keep track of this thread!

[Horseless]

chuck Norris tears can cure all disease's too bad he never cry's :cool:

[carla]

LOL Horseless..

Here's one a friend told me this week (somehow CN came up in lecture, lol??):

"Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they're just 'the islands.'"

[Horseless]

LOL Horseless..

Here's one a friend told me this week (somehow CN came up in lecture, lol??):

"Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they're just 'the islands.'"


LOLOLOLOLAHHAHAHAHAHAH Good one!!! :)

[Horseless]

when Chuck Norris was born he slapped the dcotor. :cool:

[carla]

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile. :o

[carla]

Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys. :hysterical:

[rocknK]

Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard...just another fist!:p

[PoniesRock101]

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

[Horseless]

I love Chuck Norris. :)

[carla]

LOL I'm so glad you started this, rocknK.. I'm loving laughing tonight! :D

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.

[rocknK]

In Spain the people are running from the bulls, but the bulls are running from Chuck Norris!:p

[carla]

When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised.

[rocknK]

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain!

[rocknK]

When you open a can of whoop-@$$, Chuck Norris jumps out!:p

[sugarsgirl]

Chuck Norris won the game Jumanji without even saying the word.

[sugarsgirl]

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris

[sugarsgirl]

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

[EnglishGuy]

There is no "Ctrl" key on Chuck Norris's keyboard....Chuck is always in control

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird

When the boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water...and make it drink

If it could be tapped, the power of Chuck Norris's trademark roundhouse kick would power the country of Australia for 43 minutes

Chuck Norris grinds his own coffee with his teeth, and boils the water with his rage.

If at first you don't succeed, then your not Chuck Norris.

[rocknK]

Some folks wear Superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas!:p

[missdixie]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. ROFL!

[missdixie]

LOL don't you think Chuck Norris must be very conceited, and/or extremely entertained by all this?

[MyHorseBiggs]

LOL My bro's and I are cracking up over here!!! Some new ones we've never heard! Awsome!!

[rocknK]

All this talk of politics reminds me of my favorite, America is not a democracy, it's a Chucktatorship!:p

[Pinky]

I love Chuck Norris jokes! :D Two of my faves...
http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/chuck-norris-guns-carry-him.jpg?w=398&h=600

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/chuck-norris-his-chesthair-cures-cancer.jpg?w=383&h=479

[Sundays Man]

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile. :o

CarCaaarrrr!!!! Now you go STAIGHT to your room, no supper for you young lady!!!!

Chuck Norris will put a knot on your head Oral Roberts can't take off!!!!:p

[carla]

LOL don't you think Chuck Norris must be very conceited, and/or extremely entertained by all this?

Doesn't appear to be conceited at all.. LOL

YouTube - Chuck Norris Jokes

OH- and, doh! :doh: Me keeps forgetting my Daddy reads here too! :p

[luv2show]

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down. Hahaha

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

God said "Let there be light", Chuck Noris said "Say please".

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. :hysterical:

[rocknK]

No Tom Cruise jokes in a Chuck Norris joke thread!!!!!!! Even if it is really funny!:p

[cloedoll]

I never understood them, but always think they're funny...hah.

[ProvenPaint]

:hysterical: oh man these are great! I've never heard them before (I did watch Walker, Texas Ranger)...better than blonde jokes, imo :p lol Thanks for the laugh!