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01-02-2010, 01:29 PM
I know we had a thread about mylifeisaverage.com awhile back, but today I was bored so I went on there. Some of these things just crack me up!! The first is my favorite lol.
Today I was thinking about moving to Canada from the US so I decided to compare the Canada iTunes top 10 to the US top 10. Everything was the same except for the absence of Miley Cyrus. I know where I'll be living soon. MLIA
Today, while watching Star Wars, I realised that just before Yoda dies, he claims "Twilight is upon me." I think we all know the real reason Yoda died now. MLIA.
Today, I tried to blow a leaf off of my windshield...from the inside of my car. MLIA
Today, me and my friends went to eat at Waffle House. There was one other group there, who were extremely rude and loud. To get back at them? We played Miley Cyrus's Party in the USA on the jukebox as we left. Best fifty cents ever spent. MLIA
Today, I discovered that the janitor at my new school is named Mr. Clean. MLIA.
Today, my pet bird, that we thought was male, laid an egg. MLIA
Yesterday, my english teacher told us that we would start writing an essay about bats and that we could only use books. When my friend heard this, he jumped and cried out, "YES!". Today when I got to english class, he had his Macbook with him. MLIA
Today, my dad who is a photographer had a photoshoot with Taylor Swift. Being a huge fan, I of course tagged along. During lunch break, I started to say something at the same time as Taylor. I was apologized and was embarassed. She just laughed and said "way to pull a kanye." Made my day. MLIA
Tonight I was up late (again) surfing the web and listening to music. At last I said to myself, "Okay, after this song, I really will go to bed." The next song on my random playlist? "The Last Song" by the All-American Rejects. My computer has accepted my terms. MLIA
Today, I did a Status History thing on Facebook, which tells you your 5 most used words. What were mine? Basketball, Jellyfish, Pants, Sehr and Gut. I don't know how I manage to incorporate these into everyday sentences. MLIA
Yesterday, I was studying at the library. All I could hear were girly giggles at the computer station. Slightly annoyed,I turned around to see what it was. It was a scary looking guy, complete with biker jacket and covered in tatoos playing farmville on facebook. When I looked closer at some of his tatoos, I saw one of a pink pony. Never again will I stereotype. MLIA
Today, I was cleaning my room and all I could think about was how cold it was. I wondered why man hadn't invented something to keep you warm like a blanket while you were doing stuff. Then it came to me: clothes. MLIA
Today, I was riding in my friend's car. Another friend pointed out that the windshield wipers were moving in precise time with the music we were listening to, and the wipers kept the beat for the rest of the song. I have been waiting for this to happen my entire life, and I now believe I can die happy. MLIA
The other day, I realized every time I walk from the bathroom to my room I always look behind me to make sure there's no one there. Today I tried to not turn around. I got scared and ran down the hall. MLIA
Today, I was in the car with my mum when I saw a bright yellow car race past. I wondered out-loud why someone would invest in a bright yellow vehicle. She replied "Uhh, to look like BumbleBee From Transformers?" Valid point mother. MLIA.
Today at school, I saw a sign near our front door saying: This door is for entering and exiting only. That limited what I wanted to do with it. MLIA
A few days ago I was a blonde, and my friend told a joke at a dinner with a large group of people. I didn't get the joke, but I was too embarrassed to ask. Today, I dyed my hair brown and about 15 minutes after doing so I got the joke. MLIA
^ I love this one too!
Today in the airport I read a sign saying "To avoid taking the wrong luggage, take your own luggage" I'm still confused. MLIA
Today, I saw a picture on the internet that simply said, "You're now aware that you can't say 'Irish Wristwatch'." I don't know why I thought I'd be any different, but I couldn't resist trying. I still can't say it. MLIA
Today, I was walking with my friend during lunch until this random guy came up and was trying to get her number when he said "Apart from being sexy, what else do you do?" my friend replied with "Your mom." and walked off. His face was priceless. MLIA.
Today I watched my neighbor's kids opening and closing their automatic garage door pretending they had the Force. Their parents are raising them right. MLIA
Today I was watching Hannah Montana with my little sister. Miley saw a tarantula and said 'there's nothing itsy-bitsy about you big boy'. My mom screamed 'that's what she said!' from the other room. A 'thats what she said' joke on Hannah Montana. The situation is only getting worse. MLIA.
I recently had flipped my car and was unscathed. When the ambulance driver got there, he checked to see if I was hurt at all. After I told him I was fine he asked me if I was allergic to anything and not thinking, I said, "I'm allergic to cats." To which he replied, "I won't give you any cats then." Good to know he has my back. MLIA
I live in New Zealand, and they grade exams differently. (Excellence, Merit, Achieved, Not Achieved.) I got an A- (Achieved -). Afraid to tell my Mother I had barely passed, I told her I we had switched to American Grading. She's never been so proud of me before. MLIA.
Today, my literature class finished early, so the few students we have were playing a game, naming words that end in 'tic'. After listing the usual, fantastic, psychotic, pessimistic, etc my friend jumps up and screams "GLUE STICK!!". My teacher instantly declared her winner. MLIA
Today, my girlfriend and me were trying to go to sleep, but my brother and his friends were being really loud in the next room. My bed is really squeaky so I decided it would be a good idea to start bouncing up and down. There was instant silence. MLIA
Today I saw a commercial for Band Hero that involved college boys rocking out to a Taylor Swift song in their underwear. Now the rest of the world knows what we at MLIA know. MLIA
I'll be done now because I'll end up putting the whole website on here lol! Just thought I'd share some of my favorites.
Today I was thinking about moving to Canada from the US so I decided to compare the Canada iTunes top 10 to the US top 10. Everything was the same except for the absence of Miley Cyrus. I know where I'll be living soon. MLIA
Today, while watching Star Wars, I realised that just before Yoda dies, he claims "Twilight is upon me." I think we all know the real reason Yoda died now. MLIA.
Today, I tried to blow a leaf off of my windshield...from the inside of my car. MLIA
Today, me and my friends went to eat at Waffle House. There was one other group there, who were extremely rude and loud. To get back at them? We played Miley Cyrus's Party in the USA on the jukebox as we left. Best fifty cents ever spent. MLIA
Today, I discovered that the janitor at my new school is named Mr. Clean. MLIA.
Today, my pet bird, that we thought was male, laid an egg. MLIA
Yesterday, my english teacher told us that we would start writing an essay about bats and that we could only use books. When my friend heard this, he jumped and cried out, "YES!". Today when I got to english class, he had his Macbook with him. MLIA
Today, my dad who is a photographer had a photoshoot with Taylor Swift. Being a huge fan, I of course tagged along. During lunch break, I started to say something at the same time as Taylor. I was apologized and was embarassed. She just laughed and said "way to pull a kanye." Made my day. MLIA
Tonight I was up late (again) surfing the web and listening to music. At last I said to myself, "Okay, after this song, I really will go to bed." The next song on my random playlist? "The Last Song" by the All-American Rejects. My computer has accepted my terms. MLIA
Today, I did a Status History thing on Facebook, which tells you your 5 most used words. What were mine? Basketball, Jellyfish, Pants, Sehr and Gut. I don't know how I manage to incorporate these into everyday sentences. MLIA
Yesterday, I was studying at the library. All I could hear were girly giggles at the computer station. Slightly annoyed,I turned around to see what it was. It was a scary looking guy, complete with biker jacket and covered in tatoos playing farmville on facebook. When I looked closer at some of his tatoos, I saw one of a pink pony. Never again will I stereotype. MLIA
Today, I was cleaning my room and all I could think about was how cold it was. I wondered why man hadn't invented something to keep you warm like a blanket while you were doing stuff. Then it came to me: clothes. MLIA
Today, I was riding in my friend's car. Another friend pointed out that the windshield wipers were moving in precise time with the music we were listening to, and the wipers kept the beat for the rest of the song. I have been waiting for this to happen my entire life, and I now believe I can die happy. MLIA
The other day, I realized every time I walk from the bathroom to my room I always look behind me to make sure there's no one there. Today I tried to not turn around. I got scared and ran down the hall. MLIA
Today, I was in the car with my mum when I saw a bright yellow car race past. I wondered out-loud why someone would invest in a bright yellow vehicle. She replied "Uhh, to look like BumbleBee From Transformers?" Valid point mother. MLIA.
Today at school, I saw a sign near our front door saying: This door is for entering and exiting only. That limited what I wanted to do with it. MLIA
A few days ago I was a blonde, and my friend told a joke at a dinner with a large group of people. I didn't get the joke, but I was too embarrassed to ask. Today, I dyed my hair brown and about 15 minutes after doing so I got the joke. MLIA
^ I love this one too!
Today in the airport I read a sign saying "To avoid taking the wrong luggage, take your own luggage" I'm still confused. MLIA
Today, I saw a picture on the internet that simply said, "You're now aware that you can't say 'Irish Wristwatch'." I don't know why I thought I'd be any different, but I couldn't resist trying. I still can't say it. MLIA
Today, I was walking with my friend during lunch until this random guy came up and was trying to get her number when he said "Apart from being sexy, what else do you do?" my friend replied with "Your mom." and walked off. His face was priceless. MLIA.
Today I watched my neighbor's kids opening and closing their automatic garage door pretending they had the Force. Their parents are raising them right. MLIA
Today I was watching Hannah Montana with my little sister. Miley saw a tarantula and said 'there's nothing itsy-bitsy about you big boy'. My mom screamed 'that's what she said!' from the other room. A 'thats what she said' joke on Hannah Montana. The situation is only getting worse. MLIA.
I recently had flipped my car and was unscathed. When the ambulance driver got there, he checked to see if I was hurt at all. After I told him I was fine he asked me if I was allergic to anything and not thinking, I said, "I'm allergic to cats." To which he replied, "I won't give you any cats then." Good to know he has my back. MLIA
I live in New Zealand, and they grade exams differently. (Excellence, Merit, Achieved, Not Achieved.) I got an A- (Achieved -). Afraid to tell my Mother I had barely passed, I told her I we had switched to American Grading. She's never been so proud of me before. MLIA.
Today, my literature class finished early, so the few students we have were playing a game, naming words that end in 'tic'. After listing the usual, fantastic, psychotic, pessimistic, etc my friend jumps up and screams "GLUE STICK!!". My teacher instantly declared her winner. MLIA
Today, my girlfriend and me were trying to go to sleep, but my brother and his friends were being really loud in the next room. My bed is really squeaky so I decided it would be a good idea to start bouncing up and down. There was instant silence. MLIA
Today I saw a commercial for Band Hero that involved college boys rocking out to a Taylor Swift song in their underwear. Now the rest of the world knows what we at MLIA know. MLIA
I'll be done now because I'll end up putting the whole website on here lol! Just thought I'd share some of my favorites.