Sale ad twist..

[Suzi]

Ok if your horse was selling or leasing you what would the ad say? Here would be Coras

40+ Owner, Woman, 5'4", weight (serious inquires only), sound/healthy for her age, can tow trailer reasonably well, needs quiet care taker horse for some easy ring work and trail riding. Guaranteed easy life with lots of treats and hay.

So what would your horse say?

[vicklynn]

City n Myst would say
Almost 50 yr old nutso. Pulls a trailer pretty well. Needs quiet horse cause shes getting beaten up in her life.
Loves to give treats and plenty of feed. So, if ya yawn often, dont buck, walk slow and quiet, give her a call. Companion horse needed(for the near 50 yr old)
I see this add written while they are rolling their eyes at me. LOL

[natisha]

Please, get this fussy witch off my back

[mare]

50+ y.o. female. Loves to travel, however, most of your time will be spent looking at the wrong end of cattle. Biiiiig yard.

[GrungeEquestrian]

For Sale: Demanding, cruel teenager.

Obviously doesn't know what's good for her and seems to think she is in charge. Doesn't take the word no too well and over-all just too demanding. Thinks she knows best and a horse to make her a little less confident. Does not give enough treats. Free to anyone, she is an easy keeper and easily amused.

[XshadowfoxX]

For Sale- Over Achieving Artist!

18 y/o 5'6" 150 lbs- No matter how much I try to bolt, spook or buck- she wont come off! Knows a decent amount about horses, clips and loads well. Tows a trailer like a pro but can only sometimes back a trailer just as good. Spends too much time grooming and braiding- always has treats handy (thats a plus!) She talks too much in a baby voice, why I dont know but she does. Has a big heart and an even bigger Ego. Loves to shove her camera in my face or try to make me pose pretty- Camera shy horses beware! Asking prince.... Priceless. NFS. She is the only one who gets me =]


I LOVE the twist. =] Fun fun.

[star197]

15.2h female, bay, 45+ y.o., easy keeper, quick learner, trail or arena, needs a job. All offers considered.

[mare]

15.2h female, ...

Love the height in hands. lol

Let's see, that makes me 16 hh.

[shewasmyshadow]

Here's Rashad's...

26 yr old 15.3 hh female. Skinny and has trouble moving bags of feed and bales of hay. Easily distractable, especially when her girlfriends are around. Clingy and chatty. She's always trying to tell me her secrets, go figure...:rolleyes: Will put her bratty 3 yr old up on you and expect you to care for him. Loves long rides and loves to go fast, which is fun. :) If you give her your best she will give you her heart. She's not for sale, though and I'm keeping her best friend too. She brings me the food. ;)

[cloedoll]

For sale:

the one who feeds me is now up for sale! she's 16.1hh and 110lbs. w/ dark brown mane (she dyes it, have fun paying for that upkeep...luckily I don't think she has a tail, so, you only gots to pay for the mane), gray/blue eyes, vampirely pale skin, and goes by the name kay-tee! onto her personality...she's a leader and very bold! which is great! you'll feel very confident around her being she re-assures ya all the time. she loves talking to you like you have the education of a two-year-old-human-baybay, just embrace it...she also loves carrying around this alien-like tool that will temporarily blind you, again, embrace it, it makes her happy and when she's happy, you'll be happy! she acts crazy...no joke. she'll run around singing and other humany behaviors...i have a feeling this can be trained out of her, but i just don't have the patience. perhaps you do? she also loves bareback rides, i've tried throwing her off numerous times, but she just STICKS! so a lil' advice to you now, don't bother, she isn't a crazy rider so it is all good! and she'll let ya sneak snacks in. ;) now, i just wanted to be upfront and honest about this so when i sell her you know entirely what to expect. don't let these traits of hers scare you off, because she will ALWAYS put you first over her, any plans she has, anything! you are top priority and she'll make darn sure. make an offer! :D

[gaited07]

FOR SALE (or free LOL)

5'7" mid aged female rider/handler. Perfectionist, demanding yet very understanding and giving when the time is right.

She likes challenges with goofy things like plastic bags, tarps, funky things on wheels/barrels, umbrella's, and whatever else she can dig up to entertain me (torment LOL) with;)

She will take you on LONG rides and some of those rides will be interesting and just plain crazy but I guarantee never a dull moment;)

She'll make you do a lot and but the rewards are always worth it:) She has lots of LOVE and Treats. She will make sure you are well groomed from the tip of the ears to the tip of your tail. She's very smart with those dang needles (shots) annually and that yucky pasty crap every other month but she does everything with LOVE:)

So if you have what it takes to entertain this human please respond to Chip:) (don't ask Dixie because Dixie will say, He77, get her the heck out of here so I don't have to work many more LOL)

[MyMia]

Oh, this is fun!

Ok, let's see....41 year old, 16hh, mixed breed for sale. Likes to rub, groom, and give treats. No ring work, only trail riding. Can be stubborn on the trail--won't let me go back to the barn when I want, and won't let me trot back to the barn when we're heading home. Can be embarrassing--wears a really obnoxiously colored jacket and helmet cover during hunting season. Hates being indoors when the weather's nice so the house is usually a wreck, but she takes pretty good care of my stall. Make an offer.

[shewasmyshadow]

Oh, this is fun!

Ok, let's see....41 year old, 16hh, mixed breed for sale. Likes to rub, groom, and give treats. No ring work, only trail riding. Can be stubborn on the trail--won't let me go back to the barn when I want, and won't let me trot back to the barn when we're heading home. Can be embarrassing--wears a really obnoxiously colored jacket and helmet cover during hunting season. Hates being indoors when the weather's nice so the house is usually a wreck, but she takes pretty good care of my stall. Make an offer.

I love the mixed breed thing. Great idea. :p

[allie0]

FOR SALE
17 y/o Irish Girl who is ALWAYS dreaming up jumping combinations and planning my fitness routine, she never stops! She never comes to see me without a camera, it varies from a big ugly black one, a random one she leaves on the fencepost while she rides, and one built into the "walkie-talkie" device. She loves the colour pink, so geldings, STEER CLEAR, and do NOT put an offer in.. SAVE YOURSELF!
Aside from that, she's a great mommy who comes to see me every single day and always worries over my welfare. She mightn't have started off as the brightest horse-shoe in the tacktrunk, but she tries her heart out for me.
Oh and she eats a lot of chewing gum. She might eat you out of house and home.

[KCandAllegro'sMom]

For sale by owners:

17.2hh, easy keeper, low maintenance, chestnut haired servant who enjoys occasional trail rides. Not demanding, won't push you hard, is pretty mellow and can be a push over, but she won't let you walk over her either. She's easy to train --if you give her a little attention she whips out the treats/rubs and will spoil you rotten. Will make you take your dewormer regularly (or in Allegro's case not regularly enough - he's a freak and loves the stuff) and won't let you spit it back out and gives regular shots, but is gentle.Likes to train you do to silly tricks, which can be annoying, but if you put up with it you will be rewarded. She does like to groom and will try to keep you clean, so you must enjoy being brushed and be manly enough to wear braids. Willing to consider reasonable offers....on second thought she's not for sale we like living the spoiled life

[TacheteTreasures]

17 year old girl for sale. Tends to come home smelling like other horses, but it's okay because she brings treats. Versatile, but would be best for a horse looking to show in hunter. Started in Dressage, needs to work on her leg position. Needs a horse that will give her a bit of a challenge. Included with her is her mother and best friend, who will occasionally ride at the walk and trot.

[tamscrafts]

what monster would say
for sale 40+ woman 5'7. approved home only. very dependable has a job. puts your needs and welfare above her own. has knowledge when you are sick and hurting. likes to groom and ride but not very hard. does not play favorites.

what alia would say
for sale 40+ woman 5'7 approved home only. very sweet and loving monster said it all. we talked and we decided that she is not for sale