HORSELESS!! Say something funny, QUICK!

[Sundays Man]

before we all kill each other on the political forum. Come on Bro, show some comedy in the midst of the madness.

[MyHorseBiggs]

Yeah, COME ON HORSELESS!!!

[vicklynn]

Funny how we think of him when we need a smile...LMBO
I posted a pic for him.

[MyHorseBiggs]

LOL isn't that true!?

[cloedoll]

She'll be comin' around the mountain when she comes, she'll be comin' around the mountain when she comes...



Oopsie daisy, I meant he...=P

[Sundays Man]

She'll be comin' around the mountain when she comes, she'll be comin' around the mountain when she comes...



Oopsie daisy, I meant he...=P

DANG!! Cloedoll, why didn't you post a copy of "the picture" with that. :hysterical:

[Dakota Sunrise]

why didn't you post a copy of "the picture" with that.

I got you covered.:cool:

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc148/dakota_92_2007/horseless.jpg

[Gypsy Rose]

Just like Horseless! When we need him to provide comedy relief, he's nowhere to be found- sheesh!:D

[Horseless]

Excuse me!!! I cant perform on demand!!! :eek:

ok this is the best I could come up with on such short notice!!


A blonde was shopping at K-Mart and came across a shiny silver thermos.
She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and took it over to the clerk to ask what it was.
The clerk said, "Why, that's a thermos ... it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
"Wow," said the blonde, "that's amazing... I'm going to buy it!"
So she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day. Her boss, who was also blonde, saw it on her desk.
"What's that?" she asked.
"Why, that's a thermos ... it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold," she replied.
"Wow, that's amazing," said the boss, "what do you have in it?"
"Two popsicles and some coffee."

[Gypsy Rose]

Uh, huh! Well, better than nothing!

[TacheteTreasures]

:hysterical:

[TheBadLands]

Is he broken?

[Horseless]

I said I cant perform on demand!!! :nono::nono:

[TheBadLands]

*poke*

I'll go get a hammer =)

[vicklynn]

hehehe, definatly blonde

[Equine_Woman]

I found that pretty amusing for a blonde joke!

[Horseless]

Two Blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She opened it, looked in the mirror and said, "Hmmm, this person looks familiar."
The first Blonde handed her the compact. The second Blonde looked in the mirror and said, "You dummy, it's me

[vicklynn]

Oh boy, now your pulling them out your......LMBO

[Horseless]

Oh boy, now your pulling them out your......LMBO:hysterical:

[vicklynn]

Quit thinking about it darn it....we know you can do it...hurry, hurry.

[Horseless]

A dog walks into a Bar and says Im looking for the man that shot my Paw (Pa) get it?? ;)

[vicklynn]

Heheheheheehee, got it.

[Horseless]

Like my wife always tells me,
Im not a faucet that you can turn on an off whenever you like. :eek::eek:
:D

I cant just say something funny right away because yall want me too. :innocent:

[cloedoll]

I don't get it.......

[Horseless]

I don't get it.......

A dog!! paw and pa

Its supose to be a man walks into a bar and says Im looking for the man that shot my Pa

The dog says Paw
Its a play on words.

Are you blonde?? :innocent:

[magayle]

:hysterical:sure got me in a good mood

[Ranger44]

I said I cant perform on demand!!! :nono::nono:

I wonder what your wife thinks about that!

[Dakota Sunrise]

Awe, poor horseless can't take the preasure!:D

[rums_mom]

Can I add one?

New Study
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her monthly cycle.

For example: If she is early in her cycle, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

However, during the pre-menstrual or menopausal phase, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.
:D:whistle::hysterical:

[vicklynn]

LMBO Rum,,,good one.
:hysterical:

[rocknK]

Thats harsh............:p

[Tatesgram]

Bubba had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It
seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 21st birthday. On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake to the bar on the far side for their first legal drink.

So when Bubba's 21st birthday came a round, he and his pal Jim Bob
took a boat out to the middle of the lake, Bubba stepped out of the
boat....and nearly drowned! Jim Bob just barely managed to pull him to safety.

Furious and confused, Bubba went to see his grandmother. 'Grandma,'
he asked, 'it's my 21st birthday, so why can't I walk 'cross the lake
like my pappy, his father, and his father before him?'

Granny looked deeply into Bubba's troubled eyes and said, 'Because
your father, your grandfather and your great grandfather were born in
January, when the lake is frozen, and you were born in July, you dumba$$.'

[sugarsgirl]

Haha tatesgram

[Horseless]

:hysterical: good one gram. ;)

[Tatesgram]

:D:D

[Mandzanita]

I'll add one...

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

[Tatesgram]

:hysterical::crazy::clap:

[rums_mom]

:hysterical: good one gram. ;)

Oh and mine wasn't? Hummph............:mad:

[Tatesgram]

Oh and mine wasn't? Hummph............:mad:

Maybe it hit too close to home ;)

[Horseless]

Oh and mine wasn't? Hummph............:mad:

yeah it was ok, but Ive heard it before, grams I havent heard before. sowey. :(