The Sheath Cleaning Song

[SuperSTB]

"THE SHEATH CLEANING SONG"
(Sing it to the tune of "Hello Mother, Hello Father" from camp song )

How's it hangin'?
So much cleaner.
Aren't you glad I
washed your wiener?
I'll admit it's
kinda creepy
that I had to stick my arm up in your pee-pee.

It was sticky.
It was gunky.
It felt icky.
It smelled funky.
It was cruddy,
it was crusty--
when you stuck it out,
it creaked like it was rusty.

After half an
hour of toilin'
and of squirtin'
baby oil in,
you're as fresh there
as a daisy.
Either this means I love you or else I'm crazy!!!

[doc_western]

LOL.:hysterical::hysterical:

[Gypsy Rose]

That's good!:hysterical:

[Joey A]

That's funny.

(Songs name is "Camp Granada")

[WashingtonBay]

There's another one...

Sung to the tune of "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands..."

[PoniesRock101]

:hysterical: i've seen that one before! goodone though!

[cloedoll]

If it's hanging and you see it, lube your hands
If it's hanging and you see it, lube your hands
If it's hanging and you see it
Grab it quick, it's time to clean it,
If it's hanging and you see it, lube your hands.

If it's peely and it's crusty, pick it off
If it's peely and it's crusty, pick it off
If it's peely and it's crusty
and the smell is kind of musty,
If it's peely and it's crusty, pick it off

If his weenie has a beanie, dig it out
If his weenie has a beanie, dig it out
If his weener has a beaner
Pull it out and he'll be cleaner,
If his weenie has a beenie, dig it out

Now he's happy and you know it, wash your hands
Now he's happy and you know it, wash your hands
It's a job that's kind of kinky
And now your hands are really stinky,
But he's happy and you know it, wash your hands.

[sgttibbs521]

LOL! those songs are HILARIOUS!!!

[WashingtonBay]

There ya go cloe - thanks :D

[sugarsgirl]

BAHAHA Cloe !! :hysterical:

[cloedoll]

xD

[Annasmom]

o my goodness. :)

[Annasmom]

this is when I'm glad I have a mare

[farmers_wife]

I like the song but here is how you clean one. This is Shewasmyshadow cleaning Rashad. SWMS you knew this was coming out sooner or later:)

[shewasmyshadow]

:doh: Ooohhh nooooo!!!! I remember that day!!! LOL! I did Buttercup too. :p

[Ryderd65]

I saved those. Gotta memorize them and sing them to my clinical supervisor- she'll love them! :cowboy:

[farmers_wife]

Yes, and what a fine job you did on both of them.;)

[alittleoffkey]

I always wonder what non-horsey people think when they see/hear things like this... :doh: :D