And for those Mare owners- the other song...

[SuperSTB]

(Sing it to the tune of "Hello Mother, Hello Father" from camp song )

Is it clean now
Near your udder?
Is it smooth now
Smooth as butter?
It's a chore that
I'm not keen on
I'm either something to be kicked
Or else to lean on

There's much crust there
'Tween your teatsies
More disgusting
Than your feetsies
I'll admit it's kinda scarey
To be reaching under you where it's not hairy.

It is black and kinda peely
Sometimes chunky, but ideally
It's a good thing, all in all
So you don't rub your tail raw upon the stall wall.

Now the mare folks
Have their own diddy
About cleaning their mare's titty.
Hope you've had some slight enjoyment
As for me I might be facing unemployment!

[Gypsy Rose]

OMG! So funny!

[JetLagaside]

That's just to funny- I've heard the geldings version but not for mares :) I'm sure I would have been singing alone had I seen this before her bath yesterday!

[IrisGreen]

That's great! :) Never seen this one before. I think I would prefer to clean a mare over a gelding....but, then again I have never cleaned a mare so it sounds easier.

[JetLagaside]

IrisGreen - it's so much easier :)

[Kowgirlkate]

Lol! It is much easier to clean a mare than geldings, I have both and luckily never been kicked

[vicklynn]

IrisGreen - it's so much easier :)
Not at my house...lol. We dry clean titties, she HATES wash cloths. Im hoping to get her used to them next summer.

[PoniesRock101]

hehe! thats a good one!

[ProvenPaint]

that....is....awesome! lol Am I right on my impression you did that yourself? Bravo if so!

I've sent the songs onto my cousin who's going for vet tech...haven't heard if the class is singing them yet or not...lol Got another to send-thanks!

[FoxFireEMT]

Tee Hee. Legend already looks at me funny when I try to clean her down there! I can only imagine what face she has for me when I start singing to her while doing it! LOL.

[pandorasmom]

Lol :P That's funny! I think it's easier to clean to a Mare, but I've never cleaned a gelding soo......
It's funny how much we have to do for them. LOL :p Like lil' maids to them.

How often do those of you who have mares clean them? I don't think I've seen a average time anywheres(here, articles,etc.). Maybe I wasn't looking close enough. Or is it something you do when it needs to be, and not a set time?

[JetLagaside]

Lil'Bit gets done any time she's having a bath but I check her on a regular basis so she never gets to bad. If she's really sweaty from a ride and getting sponged off afterwords I make a pass there as well, she's rather agreable to the who process.

[FoxFireEMT]

Can we copy & send this one to our friends?? If so who is the author of this?? Thanks.