Presidential Practical jokes - suggestions

[WashingtonBay]

I think W. ought to have a special American flag made for the oval office.... (the ones that sit right behind the desk during TV addresses) with 57 stars on it.... just to see how long it takes for Obama to notice.

Any other pranks you'd do if you could? - just because you can? :)

[vicklynn]

Hehehheeee, nope, not that imaginative, but sure like your idea...LMBO
Im sure glad he went to all 57 states though. vick recounting the states she knows, nope, still dosnt add up to 57...hehehee

[WashingtonBoy]

I would have the Oval Office phone rewired so that it had to be held like this:

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w63/ecurbh/politics/obama-phone-photo-opp-upside-down.jpg

[WashingtonBay]

~chuckling~

[WashingtonBay]

Set up the office phone system so that when he pushes the button to call out to his personal secretary, alarms sound and the screen flashes "CONFIRM MISSILE LAUNCH IN 3... 2... 1..." No matter what button he pushes. :D

[alittleoffkey]

Set up the office phone system so that when he pushes the button to call out to his personal secretary, alarms sound and the screen flashes "CONFIRM MISSILE LAUNCH IN 3... 2... 1..." No matter what button he pushes. :D

Now that's funny. :hysterical:

[vicklynn]

Set up the office phone system so that when he pushes the button to call out to his personal secretary, alarms sound and the screen flashes "CONFIRM MISSILE LAUNCH IN 3... 2... 1..." No matter what button he pushes. :D

Hehehe, thats just mean:hysterical::hysterical:

[WashingtonBay]

Honey thought of a version of this one...

Set up a macro in all the office Word programs to replace all mentions of "George W. Bush" with "that cool guy" or "My Hero" or "George the Great" in any document, memo or speech he writes. :D

[GrungeEquestrian]

Honey thought of a version of this one...

Set up a macro in all the office Word programs to replace all mentions of "George W. Bush" with "that cool guy" or "My Hero" or "George the Great" in any document, memo or speech he writes.

hahhaha:hysterical::funnypost:

[Horserider]

Set up a macro in all the office Word programs to replace all mentions of "George W. Bush" with "that cool guy" or "My Hero" or "George the Great" in any document, memo or speech he writes.

Set up the office phone system so that when he pushes the button to call out to his personal secretary, alarms sound and the screen flashes "CONFIRM MISSILE LAUNCH IN 3... 2... 1..." No matter what button he pushes.

:hysterical: Those are great!!

[rocknK]

Hiding a few watermelons in the Rose Garden might be funny.........or not........:whack:

[rums_mom]

Why don't you go ahead an burn a cross to welcome him as well?

[rocknK]

Maybe some white robes in the coat closet?????:p:nono::whack:

[rums_mom]

Showing your true colors now aren't you?

[rocknK]

What exactly are you trying to say? I thought this thread was about jokes. Oh, I forgot you need to have a sense of humor to understand comedy.

[WashingtonBay]

Well, humor's no doubt more of an art than a science, but I have to agree, rockn, yours don't appear to be equal opportunity jokes.

But I've never really gotten the reference to watermelons. What, exactly, makes watermelons a racially loaded reference? Can anyone explain the history of that one to me? Last I looked, everyone loves watermelons in summer. Maybe it's something us Northerners don't get.

[rocknK]

WB, Try watching the Comedy Channel, they cut everybody up no matter what color, religon, sex, etc. It will be interesting how SNL & the big name Comics handle the Obama Administration.

[HoustonFarrier]

WB, Try watching the Comedy Channel, they cut everybody up no matter what color, religon, sex, etc. It will be interesting how SNL & the big name Comics handle the Obama Administration.

But don't you see Rock.....you HAVE to be a hollywood elite liberal to be allowed to tell racially tinted jokes, use the 'N' word, etc. Only THEY are enlightened enough to be able to do that...if you are a tax paying lug, you can't do any of that......shame on you :p LOL

Steve

[WashingtonBay]

I know they do. In a perfect world race should be just one more feature we can joke about, like being blonde.

And we will know we have real, unquestionable equality when no one cringes when they do. Until then, political correctness makes rules that lean a little over board, and THAT is a little unequal in itself.

As a cultural reference, the watermelon joke will be funny long before the joke about the robes is funny (if it ever is), because of what is implied in the reference. You do understand why don't you?

[rocknK]

WB, sometimes it's hard not to respond in kind to some posts. I'll try hard in the future to remember that this isn't Top Gun, as in when you see the shot, take it.:nono::whack:

[rums_mom]

I got some real good Polish jokes, maybe we should have a "Comedy" thead that we can just post all of our un-PC jokes on, I am sure there are some people here who would love to hear some of my Polack jokes.

[WashingtonBay]

Like I said... humor is much more art that science. :)

Audiences are picky. :)

See, if Obama was the one leaving office, and HE's the one who left white robes in the closet to be discovered by an incoming white president?.... THAT would be irony.... "What the... !!??"

[rocknK]

RM, I defy you to tell a Polish joke I've not heard & laughed at already. As I've said before, I'm a "ski" too!:p

[rums_mom]

This is one my dad told me last week.....not very offensive but I thought it was great.

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test The optician showed him a card with the letters
'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'
"Can you read this?" the optician asked. "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."

[rums_mom]

RM, I defy you to tell a Polish joke I've not heard & laughed at already. As I've said before, I'm a "ski" too!:p

Well that explains E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G!

An American guy walked into a bar and said to the barman, "Would you like to hear a Polish joke?" The barman replied, "Okay! But I must warn you that I’m polish, most of my customers are Polish and the men on the door are Polish." So the American guy said, "Alright, I’ll tell it slowly!"

[rums_mom]

The Pope calls his mother right after being elected Pope.

Pope John Paul II: Hi mom, I've got some good news and some bad news.

Mother: What's the good news?

Pope John Paul II: I've just been elected Pope.

Mother: What's the bad news?

Pope John Paul II: I have to move into an Italian neighborhood.