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HoustonFarrier
11-17-2008, 10:52 AM
A Husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.

The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.

'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.

'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and its half the price.'


On the PA system: 'Cleanup needed on aisle 25, we have a husband down'


:):p:p

Steve

KittySawrus
11-17-2008, 10:53 AM
:D loll

FrogInABlender
11-17-2008, 10:54 AM
:hysterical: Now that's funny. I don't care who you are!

All4Grace
11-17-2008, 10:55 AM
:hysterical:

oursarge
11-17-2008, 11:01 AM
That's funny! Our Walmart isn't allowed to sell beer so that might save alot of fights!!!! Home Depot is the place to go for fights. I was in the lighting area and a man and wife got into a huge fight, I got out of there before they started throwing things!!!!

Tatesgram
11-17-2008, 11:03 AM
:hysterical::crazy::hysterical::clap:

FatSpottedAppy
11-17-2008, 11:04 AM
LOL! Wow!

Ranger44
11-17-2008, 11:06 AM
LOL:hysterical: He had a great comeback but forgot the golden rule when using it.....Duck and run!!!!

livaward
11-17-2008, 11:17 AM
Sounds like you learned a lesson huh Steve LOL:hysterical:

HoustonFarrier
11-17-2008, 11:20 AM
Sounds like you learned a lesson huh Steve LOL:hysterical:

(In my best Curley voice)....ohhhhh...a wise guy, huh ???? nyuk,nyuk,nyuk:p

Steve

JetLagaside
11-17-2008, 11:22 AM
LMAO :hysterical:

HaveFaith
11-17-2008, 11:29 AM
Fooled me! I thought you were gonna say, "Put it back, it's not working!"

sugarsgirl
11-17-2008, 12:18 PM
Haha :hysterical:

cloedoll
11-17-2008, 12:22 PM
Lol!

horselvr2478
11-17-2008, 01:12 PM
LMAO:hysterical:

Horseless
11-17-2008, 01:39 PM
hahahah Ive heard it before but its still funny to me. :p

Fjords <3
11-17-2008, 01:44 PM
Rofl! I had to read it a couple times to get it lol

mare
11-17-2008, 02:22 PM
That's a good one!

westmanfarrier
11-17-2008, 02:23 PM
niiiice

Rod44
11-17-2008, 02:59 PM
The guy's wife was out of town a few days and he called her and said. "I miss you so much that I'm almost as miserable as when you are here!";)

paint_girl
11-17-2008, 04:24 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahhaahahahahahahahah

MyHorseBiggs
11-17-2008, 05:44 PM
Rofl! :D

valleyrider
11-17-2008, 05:48 PM
LOL :hysterical: good one!
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quicktodance21
11-17-2008, 07:00 PM
Haha that's a good onee :p