My Horsey Accident

[Horseless]

So I was out riding my horse today, I was Practicing for Holloween, cause Im going to ride him Trick or treating.
Well I was riding along a hill and he slipped and we both went down and he broke his leg (stick)
I might have to put him down, Im very sad.
I have dedicated my new Avatar to to My Horsey.(thats a pic of him me and my treat or treat bucket)

Hope you like him.He's a good horsey.:cowboy:

[mtnmollie]

Did yah fix his broken leg and put him in a sling? My vet can put a cast on and then they can heal. Poor horsie. What's his name? Sick- Stick?

[cloedoll]

I'll tape his leg back on for $5. :D

[Horseless]

I'll tape his leg back on for $5. :D


excuse me young lady, Im a certified horse Doc. I have duct taped his leg back and I think he will make it.I dont think he can hold my weight anymore so Im going to have to sell him to a little kiddie pony ride. Im going to miss him, he was a good horse.:(

[starkitten]

Super bad luck :( Thank goodness you didn't have to put him down - LOL

[valleyrider]

Ahh, good old duck tape.. Works wonders for many things.. I hope your sick stick will recover to ride again.

[Horseless]

I just hope Gang Green dont set in, Ill have to operate. :(

[cloedoll]

excuse me young lady, Im a certified horse Doc. I have duct taped his leg back and I think he will make it.I dont think he can hold my weight anymore so Im going to have to sell him to a little kiddie pony ride. Im going to miss him, he was a good horse.:(

Well, you weren't certified were I was, I can make that horse good as new with my duct tapin', supa glue skillz! Send him here, $5, he be all betta for Halloween! :D

[zach]

will he be better for devils night tho you know horseless will want to run around tping trees and throwing eggs at peoples houses

[vicklynn]

I just hope Gang Green dont set in, Ill have to operate. :(

Man Im glad I didnt have a drink in my mouth....LOL..Id of spit it all over my monitor.

[carla]

Poor little guy.. is he not a candidate for a stick transplant? He looks healthy enough.

[Horseless]

Here's a pic of his leg, looks pretty bad, I think the duct taped has pus in it.
His hoof is torn to.:(

[carla]

Horseless! Shame on you! Putting X-rated pics up on the nice, clean new forum!

[Horseless]

WHAT??:eek: Its a Horse leg.

[alittleoffkey]

Man Im glad I didnt have a drink in my mouth....LOL..Id of spit it all over my monitor.

Me too Vick, me too.

LOL at carla.

We can't see the picture horseless. :hysterical:

[carla]

LOL- all I see is the red "X" again.. I seem to be having that problem a lot tonight. Maybe it's me? :cry:

[Horseless]

what happen to it??? It was just there and now all I see is a red x???

[Horseless]

ok I see the pic now can you??

[alittleoffkey]

It's still a red x for me.

[mtnmollie]

I saw yer sick stick. :cowboy: edit- in post 12

Carla mind is broke? too? x rated what?

[carla]

Still an x here.. I've tried uncrossing my eyes *and* using my imagination, and I just can't see the stick.

[Horseless]

hummm I can see it, can anybody else see the pic of the leg with tape on it???

[alittleoffkey]

Maybe it's a Georgia thing, Carla. We're not allowed to see broken stick-horses. Bad for our minds, ya know. ;)

[cloedoll]

REd x

[mtnmollie]

yes horseless- go back and read my post- :) ;)

[PaintedLady]

Are you kidding? I can't even see a red X...and I squinted REAL hard!! :cool: Now I'm gonna need glasses. **sigh**

[mtnmollie]

hummm I can see it, can anybody else see the pic of the leg with tape on it???

I bet their just funnin yah.

[alittleoffkey]

I'm not! mtn you should save it and repost it so I can see it. :D

[mtnmollie]

Are you kidding? I can't even see a red X...and I squinted REAL hard!! :cool: Now I'm gonna need glasses. **sigh**

you gave the cookie away.

[carla]

I reckon that could be, ALOK..

[mtnmollie]

I'm not! mtn you should save it and repost it so I can see it. :D

Not me its x rated! :eek:

[carla]

Aww, c'mon! I looked at the "viewing" list.. WB's not even looking- do it, do it!

[Horseless]

Im sorry I cant get the pic to show, but be glad anyway, cause it was horrible.

[alittleoffkey]

*laughs hyserically* Come on! Carla's being a lookout!
:hysterical:

[mtnmollie]

WB is my friend- just look in my profile! I would never violate my boundaries! :cowboy:

Remember Roy Rodgers cowboy code?

[alittleoffkey]

Methinks mtnmolly's the one pullin' legs. Including broken stick horsey legs. :D

Edit: It's okay horseless... I think it's been more fun this way. :)

[carla]

Aah, come on. Don't be a suck up. :p

[alittleoffkey]

Someone on this thread was the instigator in her house as a child. :D

[mtnmollie]

Methinks mtnmolly's the one pullin' legs. Including broken stick horsey legs. :D

. :)

yer just baiting me. Its just an ole stick with a rag on it. A dirty rag...

[carla]

Nah. I just had a much-older brother who tortured me.. my antics only attempt to cover my scars. :crazy:

[alittleoffkey]

Uh-huh. I believe ya. ;) Both of ya. :D

[mtnmollie]

Here's a pic of his leg, looks pretty bad, I think the duct taped has pus in it.
His hoof is torn to.:(

you cheated! you edited your post! Horselessisa cheater- horselessisa cheater-

[alittleoffkey]

*gasp* Horseless! Tsk tsk! *wags finger*

[carla]

Waah? Edited out the x? Or did I miss something else?

[alittleoffkey]

Edited out the x. :( *sniff sniff*

[carla]

Oh. That's :poo:

[alittleoffkey]

I know! People are going to read this in the morning and they're going to think we're nuts! :rant:

[Equine_Woman]

It's not even morning and I think ya'll are all loco!! Lol. And I think you need to pass whatever ya'll are drinking over here!

[alittleoffkey]

I need to go to bed... obviously. So I think I'm going to go read. See ya'll in the morning! :)!

[mtnmollie]

ok HOrseless- you Made me laugh. Hard- twice.

I neve r laugh. I'm bitter. I'm grumpy and sad.

I bet - yer satisified. :cowboy:

Thanks. ;)

[cloedoll]

I know! People are going to read this in the morning and they're going to think we're nuts! :rant:

I believe in ya'all...dunno if that makes it better or worse, though! :D

[PaintedLady]

you gave the cookie away.WHO is giving away cookies???? Now what did I miss?? ;) I am soooooooo there....

[oursarge]

I missed everything. I love cookies too if anyone is giving them away!!!!!!

Poor Horsey Horseless. I vote for the stick transplant that someone mentioned. He's young, he'll recover nicely!

[Steelhorserider]

The name of the forum might change, but Horseless never will!! Is that good or bad!?:p

[Ms Eddi]

I hope that broken stick didn't end up anywhere painful, LOL

[Ranger44]

I got here way too late. I have some great wood stick leg glue that would make him better than new. Duct tape is only a temporary in the field kind of fix. Horseless man, where are you? We are trying to help.

[mandisue]

Glad to see you made it here horseless! By the way, you're still a nutt.... Where'd my fire gun go.????

[mtnmollie]

I hope that broken stick didn't end up anywhere painful, LOL

MrsEddie made it_ yeah! We've been praying you could cross the great computer divide.
(see Tues. morningthread.)

[Horseless]

Thanks everyone for your thoughts and prayers.
I was up all night long tending to my horsey's broken leg, but it was no use.
Gang Green and pus sit in and I had to put him down.http://bestsmileys.com/crying/5.gif

It broke my heart, but I got one last glimps of him as he was taken to Heaven with is Angel wings.

He was beautiful and magnificent, here's a pic of him.

http://www.greatdreams.com/red-flying-horse-pegasus.jpg


I love you Horsey Stick. :cowboy:

[carla]

Ah Horseless, that's tough. Well, at least he looked ready to go.. wings and... all. :huh:


And ALOK- I thought of this thread today and wondered how strange it would sound reading it in the daylight. You gotta admit, it was a fun evening! I wish *I* could remember what we were drinking! :eek:

[alittleoffkey]

Haha, me too Carla, me too. At least we weren't bored. :D

Too bad horseless, I'm sorry for your loss. He was rather magnificent.

[rocknK]

And all along I thought it was Horseless who was crazy.........:p

[mtnmollie]

Every time I re- read it I laughed again. hehe he

[Horseless]

Thanks everyone yall are the Bestest ever Friends.!!:o

I found out he stepped in a gopher hole, so I shot the gopher, it had to be done.:(

[TheBadLands]

Here is proof that duct tape fixes EVERYTHING!





And horseless is crazy

[Horseless]

Here is proof that duct tape fixes EVERYTHING!





And horseless is crazy

I dont see anything did you post a pic??? :popcorn:

[TheBadLands]

lol you wish I did

[Miracle Whip]

Horseless you need to find a hobby. I have a LOT of tack that you can clean and a trailer that needs painted. When would you like to come over for a visit? If you work HARD I will let you ride a REAL horse, not just a stick.

[alittleoffkey]

I agree horseless, you need a hobby - I have 10 acres that need bush hogged... and I'm scared of the hornets. :D Come on horseless, I'll buy you icecream!

[Horseless]

I have a Hobby its called Boy Scouts and 4H, keeps me busy and Ive rode plenty of real horses, the stick horse now thats a challange. :)
oh and I hate cleaning tack. LOL :cowboy:

[Horseless]

I agree horseless, you need a hobby - I have 10 acres that need bush hogged... and I'm scared of the hornets. :D Come on horseless, I'll buy you icecream!

Huh I have 6 1/2 acres that I bush hog so no thanks,
and a honey do list 2 miles long. :(

[alittleoffkey]

Shucks. Apparently icecream isn't enough to get someone to drive to GA. I need a better rewards system, obviously. :D

[Toodlestoo]

Horseless--are you wearing "high heels" in your avatar?

[doc_western]

im sorry to hear that your stick horse didn't make it, what a tragady:(
toodlestoo is right, it looks like you're wearing high heels in your avatar. couldnt you find a little more manly cowboy boots to wear? :D

[alittleoffkey]

I've wondered that too, Toodlestoo. Where's the 'dolled up' picture of horseless? :D

[Toodlestoo]

Is this the image you're referring to ALOK?:p

http://forum.horse.com/upfiles/5908/653E9F0C7120476690A6BFA222FECED9.jpg

[Horseless]

Good LORD!! I hate that pic!!!:eek:
I look like a Tramp!! :(

and no those are not high heels in my avatar there just funny looking boots, huh yeah thats it.:cowboy:

[carla]

I don't think the heels are the only thing in that avatar that's high.

[Horseless]

I don't think the heels are the only thing in that avatar that's high.

What do ya think is in the pumpkin bucket. LOLOLOLO :popcorn:

[Toodlestoo]

I don't think the heels are the only thing in that avatar that's high.

:hysterical:

[alittleoffkey]

:hysterical: Yep, that's the picture! :D

[Sundays Man]

O.K. what's going on here. Broken legs, duct tape, horses with angel wings and I find out my very own daughter is giving away cookies and have I even received a phone call from her? NOOOOOOO. Horseless, didn't you read the post about being humane to the critters. You should have trapped that gopher and acted like a damsel in distress and some red neck will take it away and let it go somewhere else. At least that's the jist I got out of the thread. The pic of you sort of looks damselly and distressed.:hysterical: I know it distressed me, but who am I to judge, you are my new friend it says so in my "user cp".

[carla]

What? Cookies? Mee? :innocent: (seriously- did I give away cookies? :huh:)

[alittleoffkey]

I don't remember you giving away cookies... but Lord knows how we got from horseless's stick-horse's broken leg to half the things we talked about. :D

[quicktodance21]

Oh wow, this thread made my morning, its probally gonna be the best thing about my day also. Horseless [or genius!] I'm sorry about your stick. I know how much of a challange those guys are :p What a tragedy! But he looked like he was ready to go off to his new 'home' if you want to call it that.

also I agree it looks like you're wearing heels in your avatar everytime i see it i laugh. If you're still chargin $.25 for every laugh i owe you quite a bit of money :(

[mtnmollie]

hay hay Hay hay-

Look what I found in help me post a picture.

42- I can't see them either.

I'm not seeing any pics -mandy

The first time this problem showed up was in the sick stick horse thread-I thought it was joke. hehe

Joke on me. :cowboy:

[mtnmollie]

"you are my new friend it says so in my "user cp". " - Sm

I need to use that line when we start the slapping part after the honeymoons over.
he he

[mtnmollie]

Horseless--are you wearing "high heels" in your avatar?

Ya'all should not insult members of the National Gurad. We need them.

Thank you Horseless for your service to your country. Even if you do wear lipstick. hehe

No one asks about lipstick nor religon in foxholes.

Maybe he has high heels so he can see over the hills better? :cowboy: