Fjords <3
11-22-2008, 10:52 AM
WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE---I'M BROKE
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
Confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of
Minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I'm broke and haven't got any money!"
and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed
it wide open . "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at
least seen my demonstration."
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway
carpet.
"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse
manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
The old lady stepped back and said,
"Well let me get you a fork,
'cause they cut off my electricity this morning."
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
Confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of
Minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I'm broke and haven't got any money!"
and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed
it wide open . "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at
least seen my demonstration."
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway
carpet.
"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse
manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
The old lady stepped back and said,
"Well let me get you a fork,
'cause they cut off my electricity this morning."