Tatesgram
12-19-2008, 10:01 AM
For some reason I have a hard time posting some things at work, so I had to skip the visuals.
Some people are like Slinkies...they're really good for nothing
...But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
God has a sense of humor. Don't believe me? Go to Wal Mart & just look at people.
DON"T HIT KIDS! No, seriously, they have guns now.
I don't care if you lick windows, take the special bus or occasionally pee on yourself...
You hang in there sunshine, you're friggin special!
...you did WHAT?!
...with WHO?!
...for HOW MANY COOKIES?!
We'll be friends until we are old and senile.
Then, we'll be NEW friends. :)
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
If you can't eat it or h**p it, Pi$$ on it and walk away.
If you sometimes feel a little useless, offended or depressed...Always remember that
YOU were once the fastest and most victorious litte sperm out of millions!
Sometimes I wonder "Why is that Frisbee getting Bigger?" ...and then it hits me.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear
them speak.
A friend will stop you from overreacting. A best friend will walk beside you giggling "Someones gonna get it!"
When life gives you lemons, squeeze it in someones eye and hall a$$!
And my favorite...
I did not hit you...I simply high-fived your face.
Some people are like Slinkies...they're really good for nothing
...But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
God has a sense of humor. Don't believe me? Go to Wal Mart & just look at people.
DON"T HIT KIDS! No, seriously, they have guns now.
I don't care if you lick windows, take the special bus or occasionally pee on yourself...
You hang in there sunshine, you're friggin special!
...you did WHAT?!
...with WHO?!
...for HOW MANY COOKIES?!
We'll be friends until we are old and senile.
Then, we'll be NEW friends. :)
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
If you can't eat it or h**p it, Pi$$ on it and walk away.
If you sometimes feel a little useless, offended or depressed...Always remember that
YOU were once the fastest and most victorious litte sperm out of millions!
Sometimes I wonder "Why is that Frisbee getting Bigger?" ...and then it hits me.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear
them speak.
A friend will stop you from overreacting. A best friend will walk beside you giggling "Someones gonna get it!"
When life gives you lemons, squeeze it in someones eye and hall a$$!
And my favorite...
I did not hit you...I simply high-fived your face.