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lisakaye
12-20-2008, 04:11 PM
OK.. Please no one take offense to this please....:p
A Little Black Girl


I love this child



A stranger was seated next to a little black girl on the airplane when
the stranger turned to her and said, Let's talk. I've heard that
flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow
passenger.

The little girl, who had just opened her coloring book, closed it
slowly and said to the stranger, What would you like to talk about?
Oh, I don't know, said the stranger. Since you are a Negro, do you
think that So-called President Elect Barak Obama is qualified for the
job? and he smiles.

OK, she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you
a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -
grass -. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you
suppose that is?

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, Hmmm, I have no idea.

To which the little girl replies, Do you really feel qualified to
discuss President Barak Obama... when you don't know shit?

WashingtonBay
12-20-2008, 04:13 PM
OK - arguably inappropriate, but I chuckled. ;)

lisakaye
12-20-2008, 04:16 PM
Sorry .. I thought it was cute. Thank you for moving it. Do you want me to delete it?

WashingtonBay
12-20-2008, 04:18 PM
Naw - it's fine. - I figured since it's a little bit political and with the language, I'd put it in politics, fewer children and wilting wallflowers there ;)

lovesfortune
12-20-2008, 04:38 PM
that's funny.

Ladybrinx
12-20-2008, 06:25 PM
Made me giggle, thanks for sharing :D

42many
12-20-2008, 08:04 PM
I admit to snorting in a little bit of laughter :D cute.

alittleoffkey
12-20-2008, 08:28 PM
:D

Kaitlyn
12-20-2008, 08:58 PM
:D:D

twofingers
12-20-2008, 10:48 PM
this is the point I keep trying to get across to my "liberal" friends. yet I shared this joke with three of my "liberal " friends, and ..... you guessed it they were all offended:innocent::eek::nono:. well done.

ProvenPaint
12-21-2008, 12:56 AM
lol...:)

outriding01
12-21-2008, 09:14 PM
Classic, I love it!

menagerie
12-22-2008, 08:16 AM
lol thats funny. I've seen that before but it wasn't about Barak, the guy wanted to discuss rocket science or something and it wasn't specifically a little black girl.

sugarsgirl
12-22-2008, 08:27 AM
lol

cloedoll
12-22-2008, 08:56 AM
I do not see why the fact the girl was black had to be included (to whomever made the joke =P), but it was funny. xD

luv2show
12-22-2008, 08:59 AM
I do not see why the fact the girl was black had to be included (to whomever made the joke =P), but it was funny. xD


Ditto.
But I agree it was funny. haha

RipSpark
12-28-2008, 09:56 PM
Lol I thought it was funny ;-)

cowboyup3371
01-04-2009, 10:39 PM
very funny