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Sparrk

10-10-2008, 04:02 PM

Dear my old faithful friend aka trusty steed

I know you've had a rough life before me - I've heard all about it from everyone, and you do remind me on a daily basis. I am truly and deeply sorry for that and it does make me sick. But Karma got 'em good, remember? I told you the stories? I just don't get why you must punish me, like almost all the time lately? All I've ever done was love you and treat you kind, but it seems in your old age, you're getting grumpier and grumpier. You are still the number one horse and I do trust you with my life. Remember when I got us lost one time in the bush? And I was crying, and gave you your head and asked you to take us home? You did it in like, 1 minute! You had us out of that bush and back on the main trial and turned in the direction to home. Man, those we're the good old days, hey? How I long for those summer days, 10, 15 years ago, when we both were younger and galloping across the fields - both smiling. Then we'd go swimming and relax for hours by the river. It seems like it was me and you vs. the world back then, now, sometimes I feel it's me vs you. I love you girl, you taught me everything and made me the rider I am today. You were my only hope during my teenage angst. I will always be in debt to you. Although your registrations papers claim that I am your owner, I am only merely your servant. I know I promised you that retirement - last year, but I'm having a hard time letting go. You're much too valuable to be a pasture ornament, but yet the torch must be passed.

Remember, I will love you always, and you'll always be my favourite, Love ME.

Dear young guy,

Sorry to put you in your place, I love you dearly, but I'm afraid you got big shoes - um, I mean hooves - to fill. That old Girl in the pasture next to you is what you have to live up to. I have no doubt you will be great and go beyond my vision. You've already proven yourself as an exceptional horse, but for a stallion, I'm afraid the bar is set even higher. Thanks for coming as far as you've come, and being the puppy dog sappy guy that you are, but we have to get riding! My fault, I know. And I know you want a job and that I am the one who needs to get my arse in gear, but I feel I need a second hand. You know what, screw it, we got no help. I am confident that you are intelligent enough to learn whatever I throw at you. By the way thanks for letting me lay on your back in the stall the other day. Now all we need is a saddle and a bridle.......cross country, hunter, western pleasure here we come!

Dear newbe.......last but not least........

You were only a lease to breed. And you're grey, I swore I'd never go grey. You're only purpose was to give us a foal. But you've stolen my heart. And I love you. Thanks for letting me sit with you in your stall the other night and chat. I know you were listening because you stood over me instead of eating. It feels nice to feel love in return. I've known you the shortest, but you're the first one to come running and screaming when I pull into the driveway after work. Everyone said we bonded the minute I took you out of the trailer, I guess they were all right. I'm taking you for a trailride on Monday instead of the old Girl, please be good! The last time I spoke with your owner, I told her that I'm going to buy you. She thinks it's what we both need. So your new job is to be a mother and a show pony! I hope that sits well with you!

Thank you Cloedoll for starting this thread, I needed to get this out!!!!

Whitedresswind

10-10-2008, 04:22 PM

Dear boy, I'm sorry we aren't more then "just friends" but I don't feel the way you do. I didn't mean to hurt you, I didn't want it like this. I am sorry I take a long time to decide things, but I know this is right, even though it doesn't feel right to you. Can't we just be friends? I'll miss you if you stop talking to me!

and another one...

Dear Manager, I know you think I am soo shy, and timid, but the truth is, I get the job done, and people get their food! Stop making me do the dirty work, I am not horrible at the register, and I would like more hours. I get one friccen day a week!! and for like 2 hours, its crazy. I have been working here for months, I should have more hours by now, I need to support my horses. I know you want me to quit, but I'm not going to, so bleh.

lol, I really need to tell her to give me more hours =) ahh, dosn't that feel good?

All4Grace

10-10-2008, 04:28 PM

Dear MARE!
You know I love you. I just want you to understand that just because the new guy is here it doesn't mean I love you any less. He can do what you won't. We'll get that cart fixed, we'll get that harness for you and then you and I will enjoying endless hours driving around the town showing off your beauty. In the 3yrs we have been together we have already been through so much. You followed behind to remarkable beings and I was resistant to love you as I did Java. Your stubborn and so am I, your opionionated and so am I. Somedays we just dont see eye to eye. But you still mean the world to me. So we aren't going to be flying through the woods and over jumps, we'll find something else.
I love you Princess.
PS~ Please stop kicking the WALLS!!!:nono:

Dear Denis The Menace,
You have a big roll to fill. I hope you are up for it! We'll take it slow since you are still so young. I will not lie and tell you that you are the horse I always wanted because he is still in MA but you hold the hopes and the potential that I was never able to reach with him. I will do my best not to compare you to him. I will do my best not to make the same mistakes with you as I did with him. Thank you for restoring the confidence I had lost so long ago.
Love your new mom.

Dear Hopely and MareBear.
I miss you. There is nothing more to say but I miss you. Both of you will forever hold a place in my heart.
Leah, I wish with all my heart that you didn't have to suffer, but you stood tall even when it hurt you to do so. Please take care of Hope up there, she's a little timid and had a rough life, make sure no one picks on her up there, and that includes you, MareBear. And Hopely, your shetland misses you. She has been losing weight ever since you crossed over but we're taking care of her the best we can. Keep trimming those rose bushes and stop eating the dog food! ;)

and finally,

Dear Bubby,
I miss you big boy. I hope you are being good for your mom. I heard you have befriended a chicken, don't kill it like you did the rat. :nono: I hope you understand why I couldn't bring you out here. It worries me alot that you think I deserted you. But knowing how happy you are at your home makes it easier. I have a new boy, he is much like you movement wise. He is still a baby and has alot to learn but I hope he can take me to the places you and I had dreamed about going together. He has your amazing trot and eagerness to please.
I love you Bubby, I won't embarass you with any baby talk just know you are the love of my life and will always be.
Love, Mummy

***Sigh***
It felt good to do that. Thanks for the idea. :)

vicklynn

10-10-2008, 04:57 PM

[QUOTE=pallavesta;7411]Dear horseless..

I have sent bikini models.. they are staring in your window as we speak
[QUOTE]

Thank goodness, cause I sure wasnt showing him my sore bum.

Horseless

10-10-2008, 06:02 PM

[QUOTE=pallavesta;7411]Dear horseless..

I have sent bikini models.. they are staring in your window as we speak
[QUOTE]

Thank goodness, cause I sure wasnt showing him my sore bum.

hahahahahahahahahaha :hysterical:

42many

10-10-2008, 07:40 PM

Dear Hubby -
I've been good and worked hard, staying up late to work on business and getting up early to take care of kids. Can I please have a day off sometime? I know we need to work hard to get money in soon, but I'm starting to be a grumpy-guts at the end of the day and I don't like that feeling :(. I'd say I'll use my day off to clean up this terribly over-run computer desk, but I'd rather use it to 1) Ride a horse 2) eat at a nice non-kid-friendly restaurant and 3) watch a bunch of tv/movies while eating popcorn on the couch (even though I won't let anyone else do that!).

GrungeEquestrian

10-11-2008, 10:33 AM

Dear Boy,
I wish you would get the hints, we have so much in common and the rest of the world knows I like you. What will it take for it to sink into your head...a hammer?!

Love your best friend,
Michelle (grungeequestrian)

Dear Trouble,
I am so proud of you. You have come so far since I bought you in March and I have never regretted buying you, only sometimes do I not feel worthy to be the rider. I don't care what anyone says about your issues, we have worked through them and they are just jealous. You are one of the most talented, smartest horses I have ever had the prilvege of knowing and I love you more everyday!

Sincerly your partner,
Michelle (grungeequestrian)

FatSpottedAppy

10-11-2008, 10:47 AM

vicklynn

10-11-2008, 11:05 AM

Dear girl in my class,
You think you're sexy but in all reality you are far from it and I can't think of a single person in our school that actually likes you-- I know: sad, but true. You're constantly badmouthing everyone in our class and looking down on people when people are actually looking down on you and laughing both behind you back and in your face about how idiotic and nasty you are. We have all tried to be nice to you for the past three years that I've gone to this school but no matter what I do you continue to talk trash about my friends and I and now I'm no longer going to tolerate you. So unless you can stop laughing at people when they trip and fall, stop being so demented, stop talking people down, stop lying, stop being so mean to everyone, and stop making comments about my boyfriend and I.. it's war.

With not even a shard of love,
Morgan

P.S: NO, NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THE PICTURE OF A DEAD PUPPY THAT YOU TOOK WITH YOUR CELL PHONE. So stop asking.

Dang Kiger, sounds like that girl has some inner issues. Get her..lol

FatSpottedAppy

10-11-2008, 11:15 AM

Dang Kiger, sounds like that girl has some inner issues. Get her..lol

Yeah, she is very.. uhhgg. The girl in class everyone dreads to be with because she's so weird, obnoxious, rude, and mean.

zach

10-13-2008, 08:51 AM

dear ambrielle

you never knew hate you never had anyone pick on you all you ever had was two loveing parents you were there world you will be missed you were so precious going to your funiral was one of the hardist things ive ever had to do but your in a better place now

R.I.P baby ambrielle

Horseless

10-14-2008, 02:31 PM

Dear stick horse, I miss you so much. I hope you are doing well in Heaven, ( you did go to Heaven didnt you??:eek:)

any way life isnt the same without you, for now I have to walk everywhere I go.
Love
Horseless.
:(

dustys_girlly

10-14-2008, 09:10 PM

dear trucks,
why cant you stop breaking down? or make it easy on hubby to fix you? i would love to have a truck i can depend on and not have to worry about it falling apart on me. i cant afford it anymore.
love the person that has to fix you.

dear hubby,
i really wish you would listen to me when i say we cant afford something this paycheck and not fight about it. yes you make most of the money but do we really need new Cd's and other useless stuff when the trucks where braking down. and i really wish you would make more time for me after work, not spend so much time playing WoW. i know i spend time on my comp but it is only when you are on yours.

love your wife.

dear boss,
i am getting so pissed that you can not make up your mind on what you want us to do, that you never come to your store and when you do you have to change everything around. that you waist my time and others because you really dont care about the customers. that because you dont order the special orders i have to deal with the angry customers. i am just getting so sick of dealing with you and your mood swings and all your kids and family that use the store as storage and we have to find a place to put it all.
your pissed off worker.

cheval

10-14-2008, 09:41 PM

Dear Solon

You are the love of my life. My inspiration, my salvation. You pick me up when I am sad, you calm me down when I am mad. You make laugh. You love me in spite of my quirks. You never give up on me. You are my shining star in the darkness. You are my protection from all the bad things. You are always close to my heart. You are with me through great battles, you are with me through the quiet ones. You mean the world to me.

Love,
Your Peasant

alittleoffkey

10-14-2008, 09:59 PM

Dear Legacy,
You pull another Sunday and I'm going to reacquaint your butt with "Whoa"... if only because I love you.
-Your devoted servant.

Dear Daisy,
Can you not buck like that when I get on you for the first time?
Thanks.

Dear you,
I still don't know.
Love, me.

palomino

10-14-2008, 10:18 PM

Dear Inka-
Thank you for dumping the bucket of iodine water all over me today and almost falling on me. I really appreciated stepping on my finger, too- thanks a bunch. Your mud fever will haunt you forever until you give into me treating you.
Love
Your stomping toy

Equine_Woman

10-14-2008, 10:51 PM

Dear wrists. . .

I know I know. I feel the pain. I realize carpal tunnel is not my friend and I know I've been abusing you with all the photo edits and forum typing I've done today. I sincerely apologize. Now if you could just stop throbbing for a minute I could finish up on this here computer and go put you in your braces for a long siesta! Please!! Just 5 more minutes. (not like last night's 5 more minutes that turned into an hour and half. Just 5!!)

Also
Dear Post Office!!

Please hurry up and deliver all the stuff I'm waiting on. I don't wait well!!! That is all!

zach

10-26-2008, 01:27 PM

dear kaleigh

please dont let anything happon i dont know why you did it :(

i love you so much

Annasmom

10-26-2008, 01:33 PM

dear boy...-
please stop being so confusing and just say what you're thinking.

dear anna-
I love you girl! We have come so far. You make me smile on a cloudy day we'll be jumping someday soon I know it
please pick up the left lead better so we can start jumping. I'm getting you a new saddle and pad soon I promise! Don't worry

dear precalculas-
GO AWAY AND STOP STRESSING ME OUT

Driftin

10-26-2008, 01:38 PM

Dear Self -
There is only opinion that matters. Take that one to heart. Let it remind you that you can do anything and be the person that you want to be. It doesn't matter what anyone else thinks or believes.

Trust in yourself. Especially when no one else does.

ProvenPaint

10-26-2008, 02:28 PM

I love these threads, something about writing.... Some of you are very funny!

Dear Ex,
Ya know what, I understand you don't like the situation & are frustrated. Me too but we're both still in this mess and WE have to work through it! Good luck to you in your life now. I'll enjoy the memories but I'm wanting to move on...
Me.

Dear Boys (horses), Girls (dogs) & Lucky (the cat),
You furr-babies are great! I hope to be able to continue to care for all of you. I can't help but smile when I see you. Boys - you're often little snots but you know when I'm down & lend me those awesome big shoulders. Just the sight of you makes things perfect in the world, even if just for a moment.
"Mom"

To my support group,
You rock! You give me a backbone & the strength I need. Please continue to support my decisions, lend your advice, & please continue to get me out of the house! haha.
Thank you so much,
Me

Dear Me,
Keep strong & keep your head clear! What do you really want in life? You don't know, just keep taking a day at a time & work with what comes your way. There will be a time that you can focus more on the future but for now you've got a mess to take care of. There's big changes ahead, not sure how they're all going to happen...quit pondering stuff so in-depth & for goodness sakes DON'T REBOUND!!! It would be so easy but you just can't take that right now! Keep working through the crappola at hand; when things are meant to happen, they will! BE PATIENT!!! Until then, Cowgirl up! :cowboy: Get back on & enjoy the ride as much as you can!

Blue

10-26-2008, 03:22 PM

Dear Blue,
You are a true blessing and I'm so glad you've come into my life! :)
Love,
Jessica

alittleoffkey

10-27-2008, 08:16 AM

Dear Partner,
I hope you got some freaking good research in last night! I've been working my butt off all week and your "which countries should I research?" call yesterday afternoon peeved me... just a bit.
-The Ever-Responsible One.

Dear nose,
Stop running. I know it's cold, but you're not allowed to do that anymore, remember?
Love, me.

Dear alittleoffkey/Emily,
Please take a vacation - soon. I don't care where to.
Love, What's Left of Your Sanity.

zach

10-27-2008, 08:27 AM

dear kaleigh

im glad you did what you did... you may of saved your life now please never do anything stupid like that again just remember i love you

love zach

HoustonFarrier

10-27-2008, 09:37 AM

Dear Mother Time:

Can I stop at 50 years old....and stay here for a few extra years??? This getting old crap is.....welll....getting OLD :p

All4Grace

10-27-2008, 10:00 AM

Dear Anad,
Hang in there girl! You did the right thing in coming home, your family needs you more then Broadway does.
I am so proud of you and all you have accomplished. I wish you all the love in the world. Please give Mom and Dad my love and if you hear from Little Brother tell him I'll visit soon.
Be sure that Dad rest and stays off his feet while he recovers, we all know how your father can't sit still for long. :D
I Fuv you MUCHO girlie!
Love, Einnob

Dear Bethis,
CONGRATS GIRL! Married! WoW! He is one lucky man! You looked Gorgeous in your dress I wish I could have been there to see you in person. I love you hon, never forget Wednesday Night lights and kickin some Junior butts! ;)
I hope to see you soon!
Love B-cubed

Dear Big Chain Department store,
Is it really tooo much trouble to sell bra's that aren't marked the wrong friggin size?? Image my surprise when I try on my new bras and I...well let just say they were a bit small....
GEEZ!!! Do I REALLY have to read EVERY sewn on tag just to get the right size! OY!! You can bet your buns I will be returning these thing tonight!! I'm taking my cheap-butt over to your biggest competitor!
TAKE THAT!!! :p

alittleoffkey

10-27-2008, 11:29 AM

Dear Partner,
Two fifteen. Was that really such a difficult time to remember?
-The Perpetually Responsible One.

All4Grace

10-27-2008, 12:56 PM

Dear Mother,
My feelings for you can be summed up in a song...
It's called I wonder by Kellie Pickler

Sometimes I think about you.
Wonder if you're out there somewhere thinkin' about me.
And would you even recognize,
The woman that your little girl has grown up to be.
Cuz I look in the mirror and all I see,
Are your brown eyes looking back at me.
They're the only thing you ever gave to me at all.

Oh I hear the weather's nice in California. There's sunny skies as far as I can see.
If you ever come back home to Carolina.
I wonder what you'd say to me.

I think about how it ain't fair.
That you weren't there to braid my hair like mothers do.
You weren't around to cheer me on.
Help me dress for my high school prom like mothers do.
Did you think I didn't need you here.
[ Kellie Pickler Lyrics are found on www.songlyrics.com ]
To hold my hand, to dry my tears.
Did you even miss me through the years at all?

Oh I hear the weather's nice in California. There's sunny skies as far as I can see.
If you ever come back home to Carolina.
I wonder what you'd say to me.

Forgiveness.
Such a simple word.
But its so hard to do.
When you've been hurt.

Oh I hear the weather's nice in California.
And just in case you're wondering about me.
From now on I won't be in Carolina
Your little girl is off...
Your little girl is off...
Your little girl is off to Tennessee

The last time we talked you asked me why I didn't love you? It's simple Mom... I don't know you.
To me you are just the woman who gave birth to me and left me when I was 3yrs old. Ever since our "relationship" has been filled with the lies you'd tell me about yourself, myself, my father and my family.

I wanted a mother when I was 10-16 until I grew to know the my "mother" was the family you left behind. My sister, she practically raised me and "A", and my father is a wonderful man that sacrificed everything to raise us the best he could and he raised 4 wonderful well round children, with no help from you.
Good Day mother,
"B"

KittySawrus

10-27-2008, 01:09 PM

Dear Kate,

You know I'm there for you, okay? So please stop acting like I'm leaving you in the dark all the time. You're my BFF and you know it so what's with the huffy cow attitude lately? Sure, I know, you're sick - I'm sorry, but get over it. I'm trying as hard as I can but if you're not gonna gelp me help you then we're gonna get no where.
And for goodness' sake stop posting the goshdarn blogs! We get the picture - but you don't seem to get yours. You have a boyfriend who worships the ground you walk on, a very responsible brother, a loving family, a pathway that may not yet be clear but is at leats heading in the right direction.
So stop wallowing in self pity and get your rear in gear! Please. Or it'll cost you our friendship.

Think about it,
Katy.

...

Dear Charlie,

Hush child and stop apologising!

Tcha
Katy :)

sugarsgirl

10-27-2008, 01:50 PM

Dear Sugar,

I miss you and I'm sorry. You were my everything and I love you to death. Even though we didn't get a proper goodbye, we'll see each other again someday at the rainbow bridge. RIP Sugs

ily,

Kendra <3

SuperSTB

10-28-2008, 09:59 AM

Dear Co-worker,

WTF! You complain about your barn and ask my advice. Grow a backbone and leave the damn place. Hitting horses in the face to teach them to back up is NOT normal. Allowing crappy less than grade studs to breed or exist uncut in subpar fencing surrounded by mares IS irresponsible managment. When BM takes supplements YOU purchased and use them on HER horses- is NOT normal. When BM asks YOU to *spot* her some cash so she can romp around a show with her horses (and not pay you back) is called 'being taken advantage of'. When BM throws a hissy fit because you went horse shopping- and threatens you can't buy a horse unless she approves it- means that BM has alterior motive such as she wants YOU to buy a horse that will help HER in her pathetic lesson program- is absurd. Also when you PAY the BM to provide a service, ie medicine application, and BM does not do the job but still takes your money- YOU ARE GETTING RIPPED OFF. Oh damn I could go on and on on this one- like hand walking BM's 2yo colt to an event, fully tacked but he hasn't been ground trained (well except for the face hitting technique), and you wonder why he reared up and landed on you. The drunk trail riding, bar fights the BM started, etc etc... Well I'm done with dispensing advice and giving opinions in your horsey shopping- I'm going back to my happy, sane, and safe world of horse ownership. I can't willingly condem another animal to that place. Take care- hope luck sticks with you. I still feel sorry for the barn horses though...

~K~

WashingtonBay

10-28-2008, 10:02 AM

Welcome!.... Glad you got that off your chest :)

lovesfortune

10-28-2008, 10:57 AM

Dear Father in Law,
YES, hubby does the checking account. No, I do not. I don't know why you feel the need to involve yourself in our business about who does what in our relationship. He is better with money. We know this. It's worked for us for the past 5 years. Regardless it doesn't matter who balances the checkbook, just pay us the darn money you owe him and shut the hell up! I don't need to feel bad for being lucky enough to stay home with my kids while hubby works. I get it. I tell him I'm thankful. Get out of the dark ages, it's what a lot of people do these days. So your comments to another family member to "just graduate school, get married and have babies so you don't have to work" is %*^*ing BS.

Screw off,
Your lovely daughter in law

alittleoffkey

10-28-2008, 12:02 PM

Dear Professor,
When you cancel class without any emails or phone calls to your 10 students (who trek 1/2 a mile or more to get to the stupid building), just so you can spend some more free time romping about in CA, some of us have a tendency to not show up later when you 'need' us to. Remember that.
Sincerely,
Annoyed student.

luv2show

10-28-2008, 12:27 PM

Dear "Boy",
Stop showing off to your friends, it really bugs me when you act like that around them. When you're with me you're a totally different person, and I love it when you're like that. Please stop talking about football so much... I do my best to make it to your games and I support you doing what you love. Ever thought about coming with me to see Tanner? Dumb@ss. Hahaha. Make some good decisions this weekend and please be careful. See you tomorrow,

Ashley <3

zach

10-28-2008, 01:15 PM

dear ex girlfriend

you confuse the hell out of me ... i dont understand you

All4Grace

10-28-2008, 01:33 PM

Dear Police Officer,
Is it just me or are Police Officers like you supposed to have the lights flashing and the siren blaring when you come flying out into an intersection? If I was going any faster you would have t-boned my truck and probably killed yourself and seriously hurt my nephew. Do you need to be reminded of what a stop sign means? I am glad the trucks brakes decided to work at the moment or we'd all be hurting.
Do me a favor, when you in a rush to a call or something... PUT ON YOUR DAMN LIGHTS AND SIREN!!!!
Thank you,
A Peeved Auntie

alittleoffkey

11-03-2008, 08:15 AM

Dear Academic Advisor,

:nono: Please remove the advising hold against my account NOW so I can register for classes and get all the crap I need to get done today, DONE! :rant: Or call me back so I can tell you whatever you need to hear so you can remove the hold... because, believe it or not, we did advising last week! :whack::mad:

Thanks,
A perturbed student.

Mandy

11-03-2008, 08:24 AM

Dear Adderall,

I know I haven't taken you in a long long time, but I would appreciate it if you took it easy on me today until I got used to you again.

Dear Raw Food Diet,

Please don't make my breath smell!

MyHorseBiggs

11-03-2008, 02:32 PM

Dear parent of the female gender,
Why do we have to be late wherever we go? It gets really frustrating when I'm always late...

<3 tara

Mandzanita

11-03-2008, 03:33 PM

Dear Mother Who Leaves Her Child in the Waiting Room For Me To Watch,

I'm sitting here watching your child spread ALL of the magazines on the floor, pretend his hand is a giant monster trying to eat the office furniture, form a triangle of greasy handprints on the office windows all while singing the transformer song in a less than quiet voice......why me? Do I look super qualified or even interested in babysitting for free...while I complete my 101 other tasks needing to be done. You must have thought I looked really trust worthy or you would have hesitated or maybe ASKED if I minded if you left your child in the waiting room while you had an exam. I mean I'm the only one in the this joint, I must not have anything else to do...oh, hey, there you are...done already? It's only been a half an hour and NO PROBLEM I'll clean up the mess. I've got all day...

shynbvs

11-03-2008, 03:56 PM

dear dance teacher who doesn't think we need our study hall,
you get an 1 1/2 hour class with us, why do you need to take up our study hall too! No one likes your class and hates dance, especially when you take away our study hall to take a video for our art block performances. Believe it or not WE have lives and don't like it when we have to do homework in OUR FREE TIME!

- shayne in homeroom 8E

also...
mom,
why are you like a walking infomercial for fruit!? Your like a fruit nazi! loud and clear...I DON'T WANT FRUIT WITH EVERY MEAL AND FOR DESSERT!

alittleoffkey

11-05-2008, 09:19 AM

Dear parents,

I understand that you think I'm your last hope for a successful child, because when little bro fails ninth grade again you're going to have to tell Dad's parents, but if you try to lecture me one more time about my grades and how I suddenly should always make straight A's, I might fake a grade report with straight F's, just for you. :D If you choose to continue down this "Emily must do all the dishes/laundry/housework/dog care/grandparent care while still doing her schoolwork" kick, then you're going to be less a daughter again. Especially if Andrew's failures are suddenly going to become my fault! Guess what - I'm not his parent nor his legal guardian!

Run errands on occasion and help with housework - fine. Take Papa to chemo once a month - fine - he half raised me! Take care of my violent grandfather with alzheimers who I've never spent more than a couple of hours speaking to on holidays - no. If that looks like I'm playing favorites then maybe I am, but I really don't care.

They didn't raise me, they didn't give me piggyback rides (because that's "for rednecks") and they told me my young goal to become a 'farmer - like Papa' was stupid. :mad: I understand that they were jealous (or mad), but I don't care! They didn't want me when I was useless to them, when I embarassed them by wearing pants, but suddenly I can pump gas and do all the housework/yardwork/car work/errands and I'm the greatest grandkid ever! :mad: You think I can't notice that? And El Padre acts like I'm horrible because I don't want to spend half my week with them, every week - they've seen more of me this year than they've seen me the rest of my life, total. Back off!

Sincerely Annoyed,
-Emily

shelsnsaus

11-05-2008, 09:36 AM

Dear Cold that has taken residence with hubby;

I know you were probably looking for a nice warm location to house yourself and your extended family, not to forget your mother's brother's sister's aunt's first cousin twice removed, but you are not welcome here. This family is rather busy, and right now hubby has more important things to deal with than the likes of you. And you can ask my MIL, I have NO patience with uninvited guests. If you would be so kind as to pack your bags, your family's bags, and all other members of you extend family, I'll act as though this invasion never happened. If you refuse to cooperate, I will systematical seek you all out and destroy you. I'm arming myself now.

Thanks for your cooperation,
The wife

Ryderd65

11-05-2008, 10:16 AM

Dear House,
Would you please stop breaking every few weeks? The holidays are coming and I'll have some much needed time off. Really- I need electricity, working heat, screen doors, ice maker, garage door, working sprinklers (the system is new, for crying out loud). The last thing I need is to spend all my time off repairing things, or paying other people to repair them. Don't have the $$ for that right now, so if you keep breaking, you'll be the most embarassing house on the block.

And computers- suck it up and quit crashing. You're not that old and you cost way too much to have to replace so soon.

And pooches- stop eating my sprinklers and carpet :nono:
Thank you,
Me-who-makes-the-mortgage-payment

MyHorseBiggs

11-05-2008, 10:46 AM

Dear kids I baby-sit,

Just because I baby-sit you doesn't mean I'm your servant! When you want food don't scream bloody murder for some! I mean come on you have your animal crackers sitting right next to you all the time! I don't want the neighbors calling the cops on child abuse!

&

Dear parent who's kids I baby-sit,

2 bucks an hour?!?!? There's 3 kids for cryin' out load!! They're the worst kids I've ever met! Come on at least 4 bucks more! Please?

Yours Truly,
Tara

alittleoffkey

11-05-2008, 01:18 PM

MyHorseBiggs - TWO BUCKS? Wow. I charge $2.50 per kid per hour... if the kids or parents are obnoxious then I charge more. ;) Oh? I'm not to raise my voice at your precious darling? That'll be 3.00 per kid per hour. Oh? Your kid's going to treat me as her personal slave and I'm expected to entertain these ridiculious desires? That'll be 3.50 per kid per hour. "Sorry, I need to raise my wages - gas is just so expensive." :cowboy:

If the parents and the kids are nice though, I usually give them a break.

alittleoffkey

11-17-2008, 07:41 PM

Dear The Dear Thread,
Why am I always the one to bring you back to life?
Love,
ALOK. :D

Dear you,
Last time was the last time - I mean it! Grow up.
Love,
Someone who expects more.

Annie&Dixie

11-17-2008, 09:08 PM

Dear Friend,
Stop leading me on. You know I love you and you know I'm willing to do a lot for you but you also know exactly how I feel. I can't believe you're playing with me, you're supposed to my friend who has my back. And I know you do...usually. I don't understand, you say these things, you do these things but yet you don't have feelings back. All your doing is making my life harder! Can't you understand this? And would it kill you to be as good as a friend as I am to you one day? I would really appreciate that, god knows I could use that right now, especially since my aggravation is growing with you!
Love,
Me

Dear Me,
Why are you so bitter lately? I don't understand why you can't just be happy, the only time you're really truely happy is at the barn hence why you've been there so much within the last month or so. You love M, why are you getting so annoyed with her? ....oh yeah, she can be a horribly crappy person who makes it impossible to be friends with sometime! Nevermind about that, I know why you're getting so annoyed. Moving on, why won't you get over him? He basically rejected you! Can't you see that?! I know you feel something back but he's not acting that way and it's time for you to find somebody else, I know it's hard and I know you want to keep your feelings for him (nobody knows why!) but you're not going to get anything out of it anytime soon. I know you hate giving up. Good luck with everything!
Love,
Yourself.

Dear L,
Why do you keep on not calling me back?! I wanted to tell you about something that happened today, I wanted to tell you that the boy brought back all of my feeings to the surface again and we talked about it. You said you were interested, you act like you care but you never call me anymore! And it sucks because now you're hanging out with the rest of the group without me and I'm drifting away from everybody. I figured I would when I started getting closer to graduating and when I started leasing Dixie but I never thought that we would drift apart. I'm afraid I'll lose you too, just like my other best friend that I had for 10 years...I was easily replaced then too, you know that's my biggest insecurity, why must you make it worst?!
Love,
Annie

Ok, I'm done with the pity party...now I need chocolate. :innocent:

Horseless

11-18-2008, 03:33 PM

Dear Belly,
Why are you soo FAT!!:mad:
I hate you and wish you would shrink down so I can see my 6 pack abs again!!

lovesfortune

11-18-2008, 03:47 PM

Dear hubby,
I'm mad. You know why. Now apologize or I'll be mad for a while.
Love you anyways,
Me

Apaches Mom

11-18-2008, 04:09 PM

Dear co-workers;
Why do you wait until the last minute to decide to bill the owner and then expect me to drop everything and create that bill. Just because you put it off doesn't mean it's an emergency for me.. PLAN AHEAD!!!

Dear hubby;
Quite playing WOW all night long and come to bed at a decent hour. It would be nice to actually fall asleep with you beside me.

MyHorseBiggs

11-18-2008, 04:25 PM

Dear Parents,
I want my dog back!!
Love,
Tara

All4Grace

11-18-2008, 04:35 PM

I am SOOO glad you refreshed this ALOK! I just logged in litereally to post on this thread! YOu must have read my mind!!

Dear Friend,

I am not ungrateful. I am not cheap. I offered you gas money and you said no. So now I am taking advantage of your "generousity". I'm sorry I don't have access to a car 24/7, you offer to get me all the time. So how the H-E (double hockey sticks) am I the ungrateful, cheap one. You and J are always pushing me to get out more, to have girls night and yet you get all pissed-off because I can not use the truck or car to meet you there. Well i'm sorry. I'm sorry my life is hectic, I'm sorry I have no "life outside the kids and horses". I know you didn't mean to offend me, but talking about it behind my back makes it worse then if you just said to me out right, Hey, how about that offer for gas money?
Signed
A now depressed me....

Annasmom

11-18-2008, 04:39 PM

dear former best friend and boy I loved--
you were everything to me and over one thing you dropped me like a hat
I wish it didn't seem so easy for you.
I wish you didn't replace me.
Why don't you cry over losing me
because you don't care
you always say someday we will "talk" and maybe be close again
but I love you. so much
you were everything to me for those months
you were the guy I always went to
and you were more than amazing
you were supporting and always were ther when things were tough
and your simple touch would make everything go away
sometimes I though we were even more than friends
and the other girls knew we had a relationship to be jelous of
but now. your gone
maybe forever
I let you go in hopes of having you back in time forever
but i don't see it now.
I still love you and I think about you everyday.

alittleoffkey

11-18-2008, 04:59 PM

I am SOOO glad you refreshed this ALOK! I just logged in litereally to post on this thread! YOu must have read my mind!!

Haha! What can I say? I must be psycho...ic. Psychic. Yeah, that's it. :D

Dear you,
We were having great conversations. I'd talk, you'd listen. You'd talk, I'd listen. I know what I did... but the answer's still no.
-Me

Horserider

11-18-2008, 05:05 PM

Dear girl in my class,
You think you're sexy but in all reality you are far from it and I can't think of a single person in our school that actually likes you-- I know: sad, but true. You're constantly badmouthing everyone in our class and looking down on people when people are actually looking down on you and laughing both behind you back and in your face about how idiotic and nasty you are.

Sounds like a girl in my Physics class...

Dear boys,

Please grow up and stop being so immature. You only go through high school once (hopefully) and your wasting it.

Dear Congress,

Please fix our screwed by nation. Get off your lazy butts and work like the rest of America. Fix the economy, find a solution to our problem with gas prices, end the war, and stop being so lazy!

Dear bank account,

Why are you always so small? Do you hide the extra money somewhere else? Are you hoarding it to reveal it to us at a later date? If you are please stop. And a little extra money wouldn't be so bad either.

Dear trolls under the couch,

Please stop stealing the remote. And my video games. And my camera. And everything else. And please give back the multitude of items you've stole like my mom's pictures of herself riding or all my watches.

Dear sky,

Do you think it would be possible to dump about two feet of snow on my school tonight and then have it all melt around say noon tomorrow? And around 6 inches of snow on the night before Christmas Eve would be nice too.

Horseless

11-18-2008, 06:02 PM

Dear Socks
why is it when I wash you and put you in the dryer only one of you returns to me?? :eek:

alittleoffkey

11-18-2008, 06:09 PM

Dear Horseless,
Do you have my socks? I probably have several of yours. Maybe our drier-monsters are trading?
-Emily

Syble413

11-18-2008, 07:55 PM

Dear Alittleoffkey,
Horseless's socks would be the ones with little pink bunnies & rainbows. Please return them to him as soon as possible because they match his pajamas & I hear that he just can't sleep if his socks & PJ's don't match. :D

Dear Horseless,
You set yourself up for that one! ^ :p :D

alittleoffkey

11-18-2008, 08:11 PM

Dear Syble,
I was wondering where the pink bunnies came from. :eek: I certainly don't own pink bunny socks! :D Thanks for letting me know!
-Emily

All4Grace

11-18-2008, 10:38 PM

Dear certain people,

.......

OH NEVERMIND!

Signed a frustrate me

shagyaArab

11-19-2008, 05:24 AM

dear economy

please don't make me move, sell all of my animals, and leave all hope of getting a horse.

me

dear dad

stop criticizing me and everything i do. and telling people i'm something that i'm obviously not. and you may not realize it but some encouragement wouldn't hurt.

your sometimes loving son

Kowgirlkate

11-19-2008, 05:45 AM

lovesfortune

11-19-2008, 05:54 AM

Dear big time execs that are asking for handouts,
In what way is spending $20,000 on PRIVATE JETS to fly to Washington to ask for $25 million of taxpayers money sound RIGHT? Stop giving these extravagant perks to the executives that make 16 million each a year. If I made 16 million I would pay for my own jet. Oh and AIG, You suck. ;)

Kaitlyn

11-19-2008, 10:05 AM

OK..here goes...

Dear,

yeast infection, (what I think may be) boils, sickness the doctor couldn't tell me what it is, and I think cold sore, and possibly infected finger..*sigh*
please go away! You have ALL been around wayyyy too long, especially you, yeast infection, I promise to eat healthier and not eat so much junk food and sugars and all that crap if you pleassssseeeee go away. I've been miserable for long enough. I haven't been able to go outside for days because you give me the cold shakes and it's cold outside and I'd probably die if I went outside in freezing weather. You suck.

For lack of a sarcastic comment due to sore throat and hunger,
Kaitlyn

Horserider

11-19-2008, 12:25 PM

Dear whoever invented trimesters,

Go jump off a cliff. They're the worst idea I've ever heard.They're hurting way more than they're helping.

lovesfortune

11-19-2008, 12:33 PM

Dear mom,
Thanks for the cookies. You're the best!
Love,
Your daughter with 1/2 a tupperware container of cookies in her tummy!

alittleoffkey

11-19-2008, 12:57 PM

Dear you,
In the apt words of horserider - go jump off a cliff.
Thanks so much!
-Emily

All4Grace

11-19-2008, 01:21 PM

Dear Motivation,
WHERE ARE YOU???
Signed, Lazy me

sgttibbs521

11-19-2008, 02:45 PM

Dear Boy,

Why can't you be a little more mature? :nono:Oh well.....

-Me.

Dear Horse I Love,

Here's to the horse that stole my heart. Love ya Bud...even tho you can be quite the troublemaker, but who needs to know! LOVE YOU! ;)

shagyaArab

11-19-2008, 03:21 PM

Dear cow # 2574,
I hate your guts, I cant wait to send you down the road to a bright future of McDonalds and assorted purses. Take your onery freind cow # 3767 with you. I wont miss either one of you. Enjoy your stay in the fast food industry. Sincerely, me
That felt good

lol have some pesty cows do ya??

i know how you feel. we use to have pigs i didn't really mind the thought of them in the freezer much:p they were fun sometimes though

TheBadLands

11-19-2008, 03:25 PM

Dear knees

Please stop making my life miserable.

I will not stop working out.

I will get new knees..

So if you like where you live.. you better watch it.

Horseless

11-19-2008, 03:30 PM

Dear knees

Please stop making my life miserable.

I will not stop working out.

I will get new knees..

So if you like where you live.. you better watch it.

I agree with this one, both my knees are shot and my right knee is swollen and hurts like the devil. :(

TheBadLands

11-19-2008, 03:31 PM

awww horseless

I sent a bikini team to kiss them and make them better :)

Horseless

11-19-2008, 03:36 PM

Dear Syble413 and alittleoffkey,
leave my bunny socks out of this thread, thanks alot now EVERYBODY knows!!! :mad:

Horseless

11-19-2008, 03:37 PM

awww horseless

I sent a bikini team to kiss them and make them better :)

:eek::eek: where where???????? :eek::eek:

:p

Horseless

11-19-2008, 03:39 PM

Horseaholic

11-19-2008, 04:35 PM

Dear boss,
Please wake up are realize that your making me want to QUIT. Although I can handle several things at once..you are NOT paying me enough to do EVERYONES job so they can all sit on their butts. (That you happen not to see). And please stop thinking we are best friends and that you can make fun of me in front of people who dont know me. Thanks.
Sincerely,
You're slave

Dear back,
Please let this medicine heal you! I want to keep riding and I don't want surgery...or an epidural. I'd really appreciate it. :)
Sincerely,
You're faithful body.

Dear NJ Mega Millions Lotto,
PLEASE LET ME WIN!
Love,
Michelle :)

last but not least...

Dear Blankie,
I couldn't live (or sleep) without you! Thank you for not getting angry for all the times you've been left in the hotel rooms. I've always come back to get you before housekeeping throws you away because you look like a torn up rag. I think you're great just the way you are. I love you ALWAYS and FOREVER.
P.S. please forgive Steven for rolling over on you in your sleep and tearing you apart by accident...he doesn't mean it..I promise.
Your Friend,
Shell Bell

lovesfortune

11-19-2008, 04:42 PM

Dear Father in Law,
Your cows suck. Get rid of them.
Love the annoyed daughter in law

MyHorseBiggs

11-19-2008, 05:47 PM

Dear person,
Just let me talk every once and a while. I do have a very good explanation of it! And don't get me in too much trouble...
from,
Tara

sgttibbs521

11-19-2008, 06:10 PM

Dear Father in Law,
Your cows suck. Get rid of them.
Love the annoyed daughter in law

lol!

luv2show

11-19-2008, 06:17 PM

Dear flat, "2 pack" Stomach Muscles,

With all those sit ups, you will be a 6 pack soon. :)
That is all. lol

-Yo Mamma

mare

11-19-2008, 06:32 PM

Dear furnace,
I know you couldn't do anything about it, but why didn't your blower motor quit a month ago when I only kind of/sort of needed you instead of now when it's flipping cold.

Dear furnace repair guy,
Are you sure you don't want to drive and hour and a half tonight and fix this thing?

Dear daughter's cat,
You are one lucky cat that I don't just pack up and go to a motel tonight. Not only would I have heat and a tub, but they have TV!

Syble413

11-19-2008, 06:32 PM

Dear Syble413 and alittleoffkey,
leave my bunny socks out of this thread, thanks alot now EVERYBODY knows!!! :mad:

Dear Horseless,
If we didn't pick on you, you'd think we didn't like you:p...:p.....:D....:D

Kowgirlkate

11-19-2008, 07:09 PM

Dear Bunny Socks,
You sacrafice so much to make Horseless happy, yet he continued to stuff you in a dark drawer until needed. Be free Bunny Socks! Show the world your bunny awesomeness :p

sugarsgirl

11-19-2008, 07:43 PM

Dear kaitlyn,

Stop being a royal pain in the butt about everything. You're not running the equestrian team, I AM...with two other people who ARE NOT you..., so stop trying to tell us what to do. If you have an idea, tell us, and we'll see what you have in mind, but don't just assume that whatever you say goes. Honestly, you're just making things harder for everyone. So just STOP. Thanks.

-UCC Equestrian team captain

Horseless

11-19-2008, 08:42 PM

Dear Bunny socks, I will always love you,
PS pay no attention to what these mean girls say about you.:nono:

http://www.dogwalkers.net/socks_bunny.JPG

cloedoll

11-19-2008, 08:43 PM

LMBO!
Do you have bunny slippers?

Horseless

11-19-2008, 08:44 PM

LMBO!
Do you have bunny slippers?

Huh who huh me??? :innocent:

cloedoll

11-19-2008, 08:45 PM

Yes you, your bunny socks need bunny slipper friendss

Horseless

11-19-2008, 08:50 PM

Yes you, your bunny socks need bunny slipper friendss

ok Im not saying that these are my bunny slippers,
but maybe

http://www.founditemclothing.com/t-shirts/gfx/bunny-slippers-350.jpg

Kaitlyn

11-19-2008, 08:56 PM

OMG Sugarsgirl I thought you were talking about me at first, that's exactly how my name is spelled. LOL

Fjords <3

11-20-2008, 02:28 PM

Dear Life,

Why do you suck so badly? Why can't you go the way I want and let me look how I want and be who I want to be. Keeping my horse would also be pretty good.

Please stop sucking. Thank you.

sugarsgirl

11-20-2008, 02:33 PM

OMG Sugarsgirl I thought you were talking about me at first, that's exactly how my name is spelled. LOL

Oh no, I'm sorry!! lol

SuperSTB

11-20-2008, 07:15 PM

Dear Sister,

I cannot read minds. ;) (speak woman SPEAK!)
I cannot create a social life for you. :huh: (you are soooo much better at it anyway than I am and while yes a nice shiny new hunter green ford mustang will help I unfortunetly cannot afford it. A BLM mustang however is a possibility)
Reading scary stories about you on the internet (ie Gracie trail ride incident) is NOT very reassuring...:eek:

:innocent:

SouthernByGrace

11-21-2008, 10:57 AM

Dear Life

You suck at the moment.

sincerely
ME

lovesfortune

11-21-2008, 11:07 AM

Dear Everyone,
Thank you for being my family away from home. I love coming here and reading and seeing what's going on in all of our lives. And I learn a lot!
Love,
Me - the one with a million questions!

Horseless

11-21-2008, 01:50 PM

PoniesRock101

11-21-2008, 02:04 PM

ditto to that loves fortune

alittleoffkey

11-22-2008, 06:29 PM

Dear you,
*sigh* *ARRRGH!* and *Humph*
Love always, me.

lovesfortune

11-22-2008, 07:07 PM

Dear hubby,
thanks for helping me feed the horses tonight since your dad didn't get a big bale out there. hauling 6 small squares down from the hayloft with birds flying all over in the dark is scary!!! i'm glad you were at the bottom of the ladder saying "look out!" and not up there with me. :rolleyes:

But you brought home a bottle of wine and it's delicious!
Love,
tired and somewhat intoxicated

Kowgirlkate

11-23-2008, 06:31 AM

Dear Former owner of Buckley,
You rock, thanks for the invites to go riding all the time, it's so cool to actually go riding as a group. Thanks also for offering to deliver her and to buddy system when I take my colts out this summer. You rock, that is all. :cowboy:
Many thanks, New owner of Buckley

shynbvs

11-23-2008, 03:27 PM

Dear mom,
why do you have no sense of privacy! im tired of you walking into my room and striking up a conversation when im half dressed. also, not to sound weird or anything but I LIKE TO PEE IN PRIVATE! no, you can't just come in and brush your teeth and talking to me when im going to the bathroom. i mean, come ON!

-your really annoyed 13 yr old daughter

zach

11-23-2008, 04:02 PM

dear exgirlfriend
quit talkin about goin out i dont want to i dont love you any more we havent been togather for almost 6 months please quit ive moved on :mad:

dear ciera
i love you dont worry about what the x says to me she dont mean nothin to me
:)
sincerly
zach

cowgirlup@idaho

11-23-2008, 06:30 PM

Dear Me, You did the right thing! Toxic friends are just that, toxic...without the friend part.
Love, Me :clap:

SouthernByGrace

11-27-2008, 09:00 PM

Dear whom it may concern,

Is it not enough you took my parents from me when I was 14. Let me try to kill myself at 17. Now yet again you keep kicking me, why??? I just looked at my bank account there will be no christmas for my kids, I can barely keep food on the table. I can't afford the basics. Who have I pissed off so badly that my life on earth has to be a living hell???? It is sad that I am worth more dead than alive at least then my kids would have money from life insurance. Who ever please, please, please I need a break I want to live to see my kids grow up!!

Please stop
Me

mare

11-27-2008, 09:33 PM

Dear Southern by Grace.

Your letter made me cry. I PM'ed you.

alittleoffkey

02-10-2009, 06:53 PM

Dear Obnoxious Man,

Look, it's not my fault my brother annoys you! Look at your records - during my time at your hideous institution (during which you were not there for me to annoy) I only received ISS once, was a Governors Honors alternate and didn't make lower than a B (aside from that crazy Chem teacher who failed 3/4 of the 11th grade). You can't just decide I can't observe classes because my brother has been in your office more than once this rather short semester! :nono: This is completely NOT my fault! :whack:

Thank you for your time,
:cloud:Me.

peace_baby

02-10-2009, 07:33 PM

Dear father..

I'm 18 years old, not 2 years old.
You have to understand that at some point I will not be around to help you take care of my brother and drive him EVERYWHERE he wants to go. I wish you understood how used I feel sometimes and that you didn't take everything I say as being disrespectful to you. :rolleyes:
I'm going to let you down easy and help you to see that I have grown up and it is time to let go (and let me be 18). You don't have to tell me what to do anymore, and yes I think it's time he got his license (you DO have a say-so about that, ya know). It seems that instead of controlling the life that you should be concerned about you care more about choking the life out of me instead and let him do whatever he wants. Oh well, you'll see one day.

Love always,
Your oldest daughter (the one that you've got your arm wrapped around her neck WAY too tightly)

quest

02-10-2009, 07:45 PM

Dear Government,
780 billion dollars is a lot of money, I would really appreciate it if you could share some with me since I am helping pay for it anyways

Dear Friend,
I would really appreciate it if you treated me the same when other people are around as you do when we are alone.

Sundays Man

02-10-2009, 07:49 PM

LMAO!!! :D

Im sorry I know thats not really funny, but reading it cracked me up.

A hot pad placed on your lower tummy works well, try it.:)

O.K. Horseless; first of all, where have you been? Secondly, How the heck do you know that!!!??? All a heating pad has EVER done for me is make me sweat wherever I placed it.

luv2show

02-11-2009, 04:10 AM

Dear stupid fog,

Thanks for canceling school on my birthday, now I can't see my friends!! Screw you, I'm still leaving the house today and you better break way for my car, or I'll break your face!!!!!
JERK !

LOL.

- P.O'd 17 y/o ! :D

WhisperingPines

02-11-2009, 02:52 PM

Dear Family,
I'm sorry for my rude and disrespectful behavior. I'm sorry I'm rough with the little ones. Please forgive me.

~Sorry

peace_baby

02-11-2009, 03:30 PM

Dear ex...

You never understood why I changed into a different person after a few months of being with you. I had always liked you all through middle school and the first year of high school and then you decided you liked me too. I thought it was fate (maybe it was). We dated for 3 years straight and had problems on and off the whole time. You never really seemed to care about anything. You never listen to me. You never put any effort into what we had (especially after you moved 12 hours away). I fell for you and I fell hard. In the beginning, you were careful and charming.. After a while, it seemed as if you had given up. I kept pushing for things to get better and they steadily fell apart. I cried myself to sleep so many times, you just don't understand! You accuse me of being a certain way and never let me tell you how I feel about anything. You think you know everything! You think you know me! The truth is, you never paid enough attention to me to figure out who I am. I hope that one day you find someone that is worth your time and attention. Someone that you'll treat like a princess and be willing to give up the world for. I hope she's everything you want, that I couldn't be. I'm sorry that I'm not good enough for you. At least you can say that someone cared for you regardless of what you did or said. But I'm letting go now. I've had enough of your crap and I'm ready to move on without you. You'll never be the man I hoped you would be. At least not for me.. Even though I'm ready to move on, I still care about you and hope that one day we can at least be friends.. Again..

Sincerely,
The one who got away.

prissy18

02-11-2009, 04:00 PM

Dear mom and dad,
You can be the biggest hard heads i know. Your always fighting and it annoying. Plus, Its not a great example for me. Mom i understand you are always in pain but do u have to take it out on me. Plus you let your other daughter do whatever she wants. I have to do most everything for myself. I occasionaly ask you to take me places. Dad, You are loud and obnoxious and have way to much of a anger. That is a trait i got from you. I understand the way your raising me is the way you were raised but i dosent make it right. Does it?? No its dosent. You are mean and so oblivious to what goes on around you. I took care of rounding up my own money for board for if i get a new horse. I am taking care of everything i did this a week ago and told you and you asked about it today. ARE YOU SERIOUS! Could you guys quit fighting and mabey ask how i am doinf or tell me your proud of me instead of treating me like a dog. Just feeding and housing me....... Just mabey try to come to one of my shows this year. Mabey once ask how my music is going. Mabey just try to act like you care. Because before you know it i'll be out of this town.

Your daughter,
Kate

FatSpottedAppy

02-11-2009, 04:10 PM

Dear two beasty girls in my class,
You need to learn how to play sports. :mad: It's not about hitting the ball, the puck, the birdy, whatever-- in any direction as hard as you possibly can. Also, girl 1, please do not jam your hockey stick into my finger again. Kinda hurts. Thanks. :)

Morgan

elevenelevenxo

02-11-2009, 04:57 PM

Dear Life at the moment:

I'm going to have a nervous breakdown in a matter of days. Seriously *this* close to losing all control. You have no idea. :cry:

Love,

Me.

alittleoffkey

02-11-2009, 05:02 PM

Dear February,

Stop.

-Me

sugarsgirl

02-11-2009, 05:14 PM

Dear Joe Jonas,

Marry me? Kay thanks.

Future Mrs. Joe Jonas

Mandzanita

02-11-2009, 07:04 PM

Dear Muscle Relaxer...

Will you marry me, stay with me forever, and ease all my pain? No? Your just a pill? It's almost getting to the point where we can marry dogs so what's the difference? In any case, thanks for being there when I needed you today. Just don't give me any of those scary side-affects I read about and we'll be fine and dandy.

Love,
M

peace_baby

02-11-2009, 07:35 PM

Dear heart..

You've been through a lot this past year. You've had your good days filled with happiness and love.. You've had your "other" days filled with sadness and let down.. Yet you still take each day as it comes without so much as skipping a beat. You've been a real trooper. Hang in there.. Things will get better again one day.

Yours truly,
Me

prissy18

02-11-2009, 08:52 PM

Dear parents,
Your fighting is getting to much for me to handle. Before you know it ill be gone at this rate ill move out when im 17. Its bad mom your dog ranks above me. Ridicolous. But w/e im just gonna ignor u guys and not let u get me down because of your issues.
Your very pissed off daughter

ProvenPaint

02-11-2009, 09:01 PM

Dear Ex,

Once again...piss off. Ya think maybe there's a reason I'm not replying to anything I don't need to? Still in one helluva mess, still gotta work through it - together; but still...LEAVE ME ALONE. I don't want to get mean again but dangit boy, you're pushing it!

Your ex - now & forever!

Dear 2009:

Other than the war on my tonsils....you've been pretty good to me! I started this year out on a new foot & I'm holding my head up high! :cowboy: Thank you for bringing me N & the grand bunch of new friends. N seems like a great guy & so far, so good!
Please keep it up & thank you for the fun times so far.

Me

outriding01

02-11-2009, 09:20 PM

Oh I love this thread.....

Dear Nancy Pelosi,

In all honesty, you are a friggin moron. I know there's the argument that you really can't be that stupid if you managed to become Speaker of the House, but I'm not buying it. I'd feel safer with my turtle in your place. You scare the living bejeesus out of me and the next time I make it to DC, I WILL smack you in the head with my flip flop. Please relocate to Iraq permanently. Thank you

-Peyton

offgridgirl

02-11-2009, 09:30 PM

Dear Nasty Neighbor,

Please PLEASE keep your dog on a leash and from barking all day and night. We are tired of hearing it everytime someone comes to visit us. Also fix your barb-wired fence so that it doesn't hurt your horses. It is down and broken in many places.

thanks
Your speed-demon neighbor!!

dustys_girlly

02-11-2009, 10:08 PM

dear dodge,
what in the world made you thing a vacuum thing to make 4 wheel drive engage was a good idea? 2 snow storms and both times the 4x4 stops working! now we have to jimmy rig something to make it manually engage and if it dont work i am driving it off a cliff! we cant afford to miss work just because the 4x4 does not want to work because its cold!

-me

Dear hay guy,
so i waited for a half hour, called you 3 times in that time as well as 4 times more after and still have not heard from you! last night YOU told me YOU would meet me at 1pm at your hay barn to sell me hay. i conformed the time twice to make sure as well as making sure you had my number if anything had to change. i get there early because thats me and no you, waited till 1:30pm and still no show! i am down to half a bale and ended up got to work to get a bale that cost me $19! why cant people be on time or at least call!! by the way you made a really bad move doing this to me, remember i work at a feed store where people always ask where to get hay.

-pissed customer

dear WoW(world of warcraft)
i wish you would have some major problem for a while so my husband would not be so consumed playing, it would have been nice to have him watch a movie with me instead of spending all night on his compute.
-me

Vibe

02-12-2009, 09:56 AM

Dear..You know who you are.

Stop shoving religion down my throat! Can't you just support me no matter what.
How many times do I have to tell you I don't believe. Please stop looking at me differently.
Why can't you just get over it. Just because I don't think the same as you doesn't mean I am worthless.
Stop bashing me, love me for me. I don't shove my beliefs down your throat. Respect me please.
-My Insane Brain.

Horseaholic

02-12-2009, 11:38 AM

Dear Sun,
Please come back...this cold weather is brutal and I'd really LOVE to see you again. You make me warm and happy.
Sincerely,
Michelle

shewasmyshadow

02-12-2009, 11:54 AM

Dear little daycare boy,

Why do you scream bloody murder when I walk out of the room? You get held 80% of time when you're awake, you get plenty to eat and when I put you in your exersauser (sp?) I expect you to be happy for 10 seconds why I take care of my own kid! So take a chill pill. Sheesh!

Sincerely, Me

Dear new cell phone (Sprint/Rant),

I love you to death! I'm serious. You have made my life SO much easier. You are easy to use, you have a FULL keyboard and you are such a lovely color purple. You fit into my Ariat purse pocket like you were designed for it.

Sincerely, Me

Dear hubby,

Why do you have to be out of town for 3 weeks? I hate being home without you. The house is still kind of new and has all these funny creaks and groans. I have a hard time sleeping at night because of it. I know I'm a grown woman, but I'm scared of the dark. There I said it! I'm not scared of it when you're beside me in bed because you breath REALLY loud and you're all big/warm next to me. When you're not home I always imagine some freak broke into our house and is going to get me. I know it's absurd. I mean we have a dog for a reason! So she can alert us to intruders. *sigh* I wish you would come home...

Love, Sugar Butt

alittleoffkey

02-12-2009, 05:15 PM

Dear SMS,
Sugar Butt? :p
Thanks,
-Emily

Papa's Dearest Doctor,
Give us good news when we come to see you tomorrow. I could seriously use a pick-me-up instead of a throw-down when we get Papa's last PSA count.
Thanks!
-Me

peace_baby

02-12-2009, 05:18 PM

Dear ALOK,
I wouldn't ask about that if I were you. :p

Sincerely,
Kaitlyn

Dear Comm 1100 professor..
Seriously?

-Me

FatSpottedAppy

02-12-2009, 05:20 PM

Dear Sickness
Thanks for taking me out of school for the three days I had math! But now, I want you gone. I don't need you anymore as I'm coming up on vacation. Please leave. :)

Love,
Morgan

Fjords <3

02-12-2009, 07:00 PM

Dear Micheal,

I AM NOT GOTH THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I JUST HAPPEN TO LIKE BLACK. IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT, TELL ME. ALTHOUGH I SERIOUSLY DOUBT THAT YOU'LL BE VERY HAPPY ABOUT HOW YOUR FACE LOOKS WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU.

-Morgan

outriding01

02-12-2009, 08:33 PM

Dear Males of the Human Species,
Why must you always be so creepy and awkward!? If I'm at the dog park and I specifically bring a blanket to sit on the opposite side of the park from where everyone else is with my dog and begin reading a book, this is NOT a sign that I want you to come over and show me your "divorce ring" and tell me about how you go to AA every week and date women 20 years younger than yourself. I don't even care if you were semi-normal, I obviously don't want to be bothered. And some of you cannot take a hint! If you call me, text me, email me, message me on Facebook, etc. and I don't respond back a single time... Just give up! Acting like a clingy psychostalker is not going to change my mind! I'm probably going to turn tail and run the next time I see you. And the rest of you need to learn how to talk to a girl without making everything you say into a sexual innuendo. It doesn't make you seem clever or witty, it just makes you seem obnoxious and annoying. Can you please just try to be normal for the sake of all us girls stuck here with you? Please?

-A Really Annoyed Female

Dear God,
I know I said I was sick of little boys and wanted a man, but this is not a funny joke. Please stop sending me all these creepy old perverts. It's getting kind of gross... Thanks.

-Peyton

Dear Kyle,
You told me over and over again that you would love me forever. So what happened? Now I'm alone and I can't stand any of the guys who are left out here. Thanks for wasting 4 years of my life. I hope you're happy with Christine or Sarah or Rachel, or whoever you pick. And I hope you get seasick on your stupid cruise.
-Peyton

prissy18

02-12-2009, 08:34 PM

Dear Bekah,
Your a whore. You dont date someone your friend just broke up with 3 days earlier! Just note we are gonna beat you down and your girlfriend. Yup you have a girlfriend and a boyfriend that is a little weird in my book! Lets just say take a good look at yourself and your girlfriend because once we get ahold of you u wont be the same and mabey youll uit being a whore. Always coming to school with hickeys! From different people!! Are you freakin serious! Wow o and besides Meghan was supposed to be your friend.. Yeah no u dont do that 2 a friend! Wow u messed with the wrongs chicks. Because its going down!

Your very ticked ex friend
Kate

shewasmyshadow

02-12-2009, 09:22 PM

Dear forum friends,

Sugar butt is my hubby's nickname for me. It's not a gross thing, it's just his sweet cute name for me. :) When we first got married he had all these cutesy names for me and "sugar butt" was one that stuck.

Sincerely, Shadow

Dear Sasha (our dog),

Why do you ALWAYS wait until 11pm to whine to go out? What is up with that? Get is together dog! Whine around 9pm, not 11pm. :rolleyes:

~Me

shewasmyshadow

02-13-2009, 09:34 AM

Dear Cloedoll,

I'm sorry I killed your thread... :doh:

Sincerely, SWMS :D

peace_baby

02-13-2009, 07:03 PM

Dear hot water heater...

I hate you. You do not do your job. I cannot take a nice, relaxing shower without having to hurry out because the water is getting cold. Everyone thought that it was the new showerhead, but it's not and now I know for sure.

You suck.
-Me

outriding01

02-13-2009, 07:06 PM

Dear peace baby08,

Try turing the heat on the hot water heater up. Worked for me ;).

-Peyton

shewasmyshadow

02-14-2009, 11:56 AM

Dear Hubby~

It was great to have you home last night. I didn't have to be afraid of the strange noises our house makes or the dark! :D You were there sawing logs like Paul Bunyan himself! I slept great. Thanks.

Also, good work planning our V-day. I am looking forward to our date tonight.

Love, SB

Dear Stylish~

Good job with my hair! I love it. You rock! You were also the first stylish I've had in a LONG time that I didn't feel awkward talking to. We chattered the whole 45 minutes without any LONG awkward silences. Good work. I'll be back next time to donate my hair. It's almost long enough.

~Jessica

zach

02-14-2009, 01:15 PM

dear life

why beet me down? you suck.

sincerly zach

KittySawrus

02-14-2009, 01:18 PM

Dear Charlie...again...

You must know how severely wrapped up in yourself you are, right? I mean, I know you mean well, but you truly are a product of cr*ppy parenting. You do not own the world, you should respect other people more, you fail at being a good friend, truth be told. I will tell you this in person when the time comes (as inevtiably it will) but do not think that you can cry yourself out of punishment with me, girlfriend...

Katy.

luv2show

02-14-2009, 04:31 PM

Dear Valentine,

WHY must you work on Valentines Day Night!? RAWR, now our plans are pretty much shot for the night, but that's okay, I love you anyways :). See you tomorrow night!

Ashley

Fjords <3

02-14-2009, 06:39 PM

Dear well,

Why must you always break? We kinda need water in here. And I have a forensics meet on Monday! I need to shower for that! Anyways, you better start working soon.

Morgan

Vibe

02-15-2009, 05:07 AM

Dear, computer.

Whhhy are you so slow!! D: I just want to listen to my music!

Me.

runningwiththehorses

02-15-2009, 07:00 AM

sparrk,
whoa those letters were awesome and very meaningful!

peace_baby

02-15-2009, 08:14 AM

Dear Peyton

I think we turned the water heater up yesterday, so hopefully the water heater is working like it's supposed to lol.

Thanks,
Kaitlyn :)

miatapony

02-15-2009, 04:54 PM

Dear everyone

ok so how many people senty horseless a pm ...????

All4Grace

02-16-2009, 09:28 AM

Dear Patrick,

Please stop sending me friend requests...
I forgave you deep in my heart but I am still not able to talk to you in fear it will bring up all that pain and hurt you caused me so many years ago. I had hoped after "P" messaged you and asked you to stop trying to contact me you'd get the message. But you just don't get it.
I may have forgiven you, but I still can't talk to you.
So please, please stop trying to contact me
*B*

sugarsgirl

02-16-2009, 06:54 PM

Dear Shakespeare,

Why did thy have to writeth such hard plays to understand?

Kendra

luv2show

02-16-2009, 07:31 PM

Dear Boy,

Give it up. I know that you're after one thing.... $%#$%#@$@#$@$@# !!!!!

Ashley

Annie&Dixie

02-16-2009, 07:45 PM

Dear somebody,

Can you wave a magic wand and have it all be done with??? I want to move on with my life! :)

Thanks,
Annie

alittleoffkey

02-16-2009, 07:51 PM

Dear Sugarsgirl,
(I hate Shakespeare) It's because he made up half the words in those plays. He created many of the words we use today in the English language... but he didn't quite know how to use them properly. :doh:
-Emily

Dear Principal At Yet Another School,
Why didn't you call me back today?
-Disappointed

Dear Fear Of Public Speaking,

Can you give it a rest tomorrow morning? I really do know what I'm talking about and I'd like to convince the professor that I didn't start doing my research tonight (because for once - I actually started it about a week ago!). There's just twelve girls in the class, the professor and a camera. It's not like they're going to eat me or anything silly like that... there's no need for the mindless adrenaline, dizzy spells and general sweaty-ness you always manage to conjure.

I just need to speak as though I know the english language, about one dude for 5 or 10 minutes. He even has a funny name - can't you just go into some back corner of my mind and chant "Maslow maslow maaassslowwww" over and over to yourself until I'm done?

I really need to do well in this class, and it's not a difficult class! I know that teaching may not be my strong suit, but I really need to actually major in something that I can maybe do at some point in the future. It will be okay! I promise - I have a handle on this! Have I ever lied to you before?

Thanks.

FoxFireEMT

02-16-2009, 08:02 PM

Dear Finances,

Please start shaping up soon! I've tried so hard to make you pay the bills with money still left over. It's stressing me out & giving me gray hair!

<3 Stressed out college student, full time employee & home & horse owner!

FoxFireEMT

02-16-2009, 08:05 PM

(O lord got one more!)

Dear Loving Boyfriend,

Please take notice that things need done around the house. I know you are willing to do anything that needs to be done, but don't expect me to ask you every single day to "help out". You should open your eyes just a little more & realize the pile of dishes in the sink are not going to wash themselves. You should also realize that the "cat/dog" dust balls rolling down the hallway are NOT normal sights in our house. You are my dear, but DEAR~ open our eyes to save me for being ticked off at you every other day. Help me out!!

love your stressed out sexy college coed (so he calls me)

Fork

02-17-2009, 03:04 PM

Dear Steph,

I'm sorry I didn't know. I should have known you better when we were kids. I can't believe you're living on the street... I'm... I'm in such shellshock right now... I don't know what to say. What happened? You were always the athlete. The pretty girl. The one with all the good grades. The one who was destined for university. And now you say you smoke and got kicked out for drugs? I wish I had answers.

I'm so worried for you. I wish I could help. :(

peace_baby

02-18-2009, 02:28 PM

Dear self
Don't worry about it. It's not your problem. You really shouldn't even be thinking about this right now. Maybe at a later date if things progress and get worse. Oh and by the way, you should really start trying to keep up in your school work because procrastinating is getting you into a deep hole that is almost impossible to get out of (yet somehow, you manage in the very end). Still, procrastination is not a good habit to get into.

Sincerely,
Me

alittleoffkey

02-18-2009, 09:12 PM

Dear February,

Hey, I kinda forgot about you. But in the end, there you are.

Do not start with me, because this year you will not win. :nono:

-You know who

shewasmyshadow

02-19-2009, 11:51 AM

Dear Facebook,

I have enjoyed you so much this week. I get to talk to ALL my old dorm mates on you and it's been so fun. But, what the crap? You do NOT own my stuff! Do you think you own the whole world or something! :rolleyes: Yeah, take that you! Didn't you think people would complain?

-that girl that is ALWAYS online

PoniesRock101

09-04-2009, 03:25 PM

I know this is an old thread but it's still fun! :p

Dear 3 day weekend! Thank goodness!!! I have tons of homework, but maybe i'll get to see fuzzy pony over the weekend? I sure hope so!

- the tired student!

miatapony

09-04-2009, 05:26 PM

Dear School,

LEAVE my child Alone.
ok i still need to vent more but not goning to ....

KittySawrus

09-05-2009, 01:36 PM

Dear me,

OK, what was all that about? I know you're a wuss but you aren't a crying wuss, and whacking your knee off the shower door is no excuse for tears.

Was it thinking about driving? Dave will not think you're rubbish because you cried twice. They were bloody scary incidents. That transit van was far too close and the roundabout...well, your steering is better now.

Or was it realising your bedroom was far too big to do on your own? Yeah, that kinda bowled me over. I guess you just did too much today.

I guess maybe you're doing too much all the time. But you don't want to pack anything in either, do you? I mean if you didn't have your riding lesson, you'd have...well. Nothing of the part of you that really makes you, you know? Even if it means spending all your hard-earned cash...and between the castle and the farm it really is hard earned...

Maybe taking the other job wasn't right. Now you have to choose. Cello? Dancing? Horses? Driving? Your parents won't let you stop.

It doesn't help when everybody's talking...but not to you.
Ferchrissake Katy could you sound any more melodramatic? *air slap*

Take a deep breath, it's a momentary blip. It'll all be better come 7am tomorrow when you're trying to flatten that giant afro you prefer to call bed hair.

Sleep well,

Kitty.

Pinky

09-05-2009, 02:03 PM

Dear Life,

Cheese off. Please. I like how things are right now, don't mess it up for me again, 'kay?

Love,
Pinky.

allie0

09-05-2009, 02:12 PM

(if I've done this, I'm redoing it!)

Dear life:
Thankyou for everything being aweshumm at the moment..
But please.. could you make it sunny for the next few months? The rain is destroying the ground, then Samson & I get coldddddddd when we go riding :D
Thankies :)
alice xo

FatSpottedAppy

09-05-2009, 02:31 PM

Dear C,
You make me so happy and peeved off at the same time. While I know you're nothing but a player and I'm nothing but a sucker I can't help but to have a love/hate relationship with you. You give me mixed signals and I know in the end it means nothing but I am a wishful thinker and daydream my life away with possibilities that are in no way realistic with your current attitude. I wish I meant more to you.

Love.. kinda,
FSA

GrungeEquestrian

09-05-2009, 02:56 PM

Dear Life,
Thanks for finally giving me the longer end of the stick for once. At the moment there isn't anything I know I can't climb and get over. I know this won't last for long, but please take pity on the teenager.

Thanks,
Me

Jump The Moon

09-05-2009, 03:05 PM

Dear ...

Thankyou for giving me a super summer, a great horse, and a great life.:)
Please can Winter be wonderful?
:)

JTM.x

luv2show

09-06-2009, 04:25 PM

Dear Life,
YOU ROCK!!! My relationships are fantastic, work is great and my school & grades are wonderful!
Ash

Dear A,
Thanks so much for the awesome night last night. I loved spending time with you and your friends. Thanks for buying a movie just to watch it with me after they went home. I'm going to miss you when you're in away, but I'll see you in October! I cannot wait. I appreciate the note you wrote me to tell me how you feel, it was beautiful and, I feel the same way. Who would have known <3.
xox Ash

Dear P,
... maybe you can find a girl that has the same interests as you; drugs and alcohol. That's not me, deal with it. See you tonight.
Ashley

Dear C&B,
Keep talking, you're making me famous! Gossip is just your lives, isn't it? Is it really my fault your Ex likes me? NO. It's been 6 months since you've talked, GET OVER IT because you're pathetic. There's a reason why no one likes you girls, REALIZE IT ...I think it just hit you in the face, if not, I will =). Just sayin.
-not just another pretty face... MUHAHAHA.

prissy18

09-07-2009, 08:10 AM

Dear life,
Your crazy. I wonder if my life will ever be right again. Thanks for the horse show this comming weekend. :)

-KkG

allie0

09-07-2009, 11:54 AM

Dear Life,

Dear C&B,
Keep talking, you're making me famous! Gossip is just your lives, isn't it? Is it really my fault your Ex likes me? NO. It's been 6 months since you've talked, GET OVER IT because you're pathetic. There's a reason why no one likes you girls, REALIZE IT ...I think it just hit you in the face, if not, I will =). Just sayin.
-not just another pretty face... MUHAHAHA.

You go girl :D!

peace_baby

09-07-2009, 11:58 AM

Dear stomach...

This is getting ridiculous. I've barely eaten anything this past week. I'm hungry yet I don't feel like eating anything. Stop being so moody! I'd like to have a normal appetite again.

Thanks,
Me

Horserider

09-07-2009, 01:18 PM

Dear life,

Why is it that whenever things are FINALLY going somewhat well, they have to go back down again?

Dear characters,

I don't know what I did to make you mad, but I'm sorry. Please, I haven't written anything in a week and it's driving me crazy!

Dear crush,

Either ask me out or stop teasing me. You're so confusing sometimes...

Pinky

09-07-2009, 02:06 PM

Dear hair,

I luff you lots :D. Thanks for being so cooperative with our dreadies :). I've spent the last 15 years fighting with you and it's nice to finally have low-maintenence hair that's healthier than ever and that I like. Keep knotting and don't start to shrink, please!

Lots of love,
Pinky.

Dear Guitar,
I can't afford to buy another pack of £25 strings right now, so could you be nice for a while?

Thanks,
1337.

KittySawrus

09-07-2009, 02:10 PM

Dear FB

Please fix. I am very confused. I cannot keep updated on Spencer's toaster-hunt. D:

Katy

Dear Mr N

What happened to our panini bar??? Thanks for the kitchen sink though. And did you like departure lounges this summer? Interesting decorating theme for our new Vi form common room..I demand more puzzler magazines.

Ta
Katy

Dear friends

LOL! Today was so amusing. I have missed you guys sosososososososososososo much.

The eagle flies at midnight!
Katy

FlapJack

09-07-2009, 02:21 PM

Dear hair,

I luff you lots :D. Thanks for being so cooperative with our dreadies :). I've spent the last 15 years fighting with you and it's nice to finally have low-maintenence hair that's healthier than ever and that I like. Keep knotting and don't start to shrink, please!

Lots of love,
Pinky.

You've got dreads?? That's awesome, I've been considering doing it for a while. Did you start them yourself? (got any pics? :))

Horserider

09-24-2009, 07:15 PM

Dear teachers,

Please stop giving me homework! I would like to have a life thank you very much. I thought the whole point of trimesters and longer classes was so we'd have more time to get it done IN class and not have so much homework.

Dear crush,

Please ask me to the homecoming dance.

Sincerely,

Me

Fjords <3

09-24-2009, 07:35 PM

Dear life,

Why do you suck so bad? For me at least? I really would like to see Jeremia...really bad in fact. But noooo...you have to take him away from me. I HATE YOU! The next time you hear from me, I would like it to be a thank you letter for bringing him back. OR ELSE. Anyways, let me see him. Soon. Or I will go insane and bawl my eyes out every day. Now, I think that's an awful waste of tears, don't you? So let's save you some work on making more tears and just let me see him. And make it snappy. Please?

Me.

PaintedDreamer_0110

09-24-2009, 07:41 PM

Dear Marcos,
I miss you alot babe and I can't wait to see you this weekend. I hope your first week of college has been going good. I LOVE YOU!!!! See you soon XOXOXOXO

Dear Strikes,
I love you! You are perfect in everyway and I couldn't ask for a better horse. You are amazing!

Dear life,
Why do you take away my one possesion that has the most sentimental value in my eyes....I want my promise ring back! Let me find it!

Sincerely,
Me

missyfritz

09-24-2009, 07:58 PM

Dear Allergies,
Thank you so much for acting up and giving everyone the impression that I have H1N1. :rolleyes: I can't tell you how much I appreciate the looks in the cafeteria. Just when I thought I'd lost you for good, you made your appearance! A bit late this year, but that's fine with me. Actually, I would kind of like it if I did lose you for good...(nothing personal)

Sincerely,
Me

peace_baby

09-25-2009, 05:46 AM

Dear life,

KNOCK IT OFF ALREADY! I've worked almost 50 hours already in a week and a half. I'm exhausted and I don't feel like putting up with everyone else's antics right now.

Me.

Diane of Buck's Hollow

09-25-2009, 05:15 PM

Dear Family,

Why do I always have to plan a party in order to get you over? Can't you ever just come an visit me?

Buck's Hollow

sugarsgirl

09-26-2009, 08:18 AM

Dear boy,

I kinda sorta like you, a lot.
Buttt, I'm kinda scared to tell you..
just saying.

Kendra

Kaitlyn

09-26-2009, 09:09 AM

Dear life...

why must you be so ridiculous?

Dear boyfriend,

stop being a douchebag and think about me for once after working a 12 hour day you can't even ask how I am! Sorry..you're being cut off.

dear works,

take it easy on me please.

Dear mom,

please stop getting on my case about college.

Not enough energy to write it all out.

prissy18

09-26-2009, 09:23 AM

Dear boyfriend,
Your way to amazing and I dont deserve you.

Dear life,
quit being dumb. k thanks.

Dear family, please quit making my life suck. Yall need to quit fighting and get it together.

Sincerly, Katelynn

Horserider

09-26-2009, 05:37 PM

Dear mom,

Why must everything be so hard?

Dear New York reporters,

PLEASE tell me what's going on with the Lee case before I come over there and find out myself. I've been watching if for four+ months and I must know how it's going to end.

Dear crush,

Please ask me to the homecoming dance. Don't worry, I won't laugh and I will say yes.

PoniesRock101

09-26-2009, 05:44 PM

Dear cold,
PLEASE GO AWAY! I finally get rid of you and your back! HOW? Are you ever going to let me feel healthy again? Apparently not:( Please stop making me sneeze & cough all the time, and get rid of my stuffy nose!

Adios,
Annie

PaintedDreamer_0110

09-26-2009, 07:58 PM

Dear College professors,
Please stop giving my boyfriend so much homework! I miss him and want him to come home next weekend....

Sincerely,
Me

Pinky

09-27-2009, 12:38 AM

You've got dreads?? That's awesome, I've been considering doing it for a while. Did you start them yourself? (got any pics? :))
Not any more :(. I really loved them, and I would recommend doing them, but the salt water was making my hair crazy loopy and I kept getting crap in school for them. I'll try again next year. I did start them myself :). A majority (32 out of 40) were backcomed and then palmrolled, but the rest used the rip & twist method - I prefered to backcomb because it damages the hair less.

No pics, sadly :(. I'm still really sad about brushing them out, but my education has to come first - I can always get dreads when I'm in a stable, well paying job and supporting myself; but until then I have to go by the rules set by my school.

Dear Life (again),
F off. If you mess up my beach plans for next week, I'll shout a lot ¬¬
Me.

prissy18

09-27-2009, 06:17 AM

Dear life,
Your awsome and I am super excited for today.

Dear boyfriend,
I am excited your going to church with me today. I have missed you tons.

-KK

FatSpottedAppy

09-27-2009, 07:00 AM

Dear boy,

You're a heartbreak. You're an egotistical, conceited POS who will get no where in life with your current attitude. I'm a sucker for a sweet talker and you really know how to make me feel special and then completely batter what you've created. You have so much potential but I'm afraid there is nothing to make you realize it..

Not love, not sincerely. Just:
Morgan

Horserider

09-27-2009, 05:19 PM

Dear food,

Cook faster I'm starving!

missyfritz

10-18-2009, 09:22 AM

Dear BFF,
I'm kind of disappointed in you right now. I haven't seen you since August and then you go and invite me over only to drive me back home in order to go meet some hockey player. Well my train's leaving this afternoon. I'm going back to school. I don't think you realize how excited I was to get to spend time with you. But I guess I'll see you in November, right?

Kayli

miatapony

10-18-2009, 10:34 AM

Dear, horse.com

NO more! never again !!!!

Horserider

10-18-2009, 10:55 AM

Dear crush,

You. Are. Confusing. Me. Do you like me or not??

Dear cough,

Please go away.

Pinky

10-18-2009, 01:04 PM

Dear Life,

Seriously now. Butt out. Stop messing things up for me before I loose everything for good. And this time, I'm serious.

Bugger off ¬¬
From, Me.

Dear riding instructor,
Thanks for not understanding when I had a panic attack on Wednesday, even after I explained. Thanks for making things worse, and thanks for getting me thrown off into the wall, it was great. Honestly. It just made my life.
Me.

luv2show

10-19-2009, 12:56 PM

Dear A,

I am frickin excited to see what you sent me! =) I miss you so much but I will talk to you again this weekend. I can't wait until November when you're home for good! Ps, Nice Facebook picture of you and the drums.. thanks for the tag J, lmfao.
-Ashley xo

Tanner,
CHEW YOUR DAMN FOOD. Bet you just love that big rock in your grain Muhaha. Get ready for a work out tonight buddy, you're jumping =)
-Ash

Dear Girl @ work.
NO, I cannot work your shifts every week or come in early because you don't wanna work. Unlike you, I have a life. Suck it up or quit.
-Ashley

Dear World Issues Teacher,
you are the best teacher ever!.... Seriously, your stupidity inspires me to further my education. Thanks!!!
Your A+ Student... don't you forget it.

Dear Sarcasmia,
Love your country... I have adapted to your language quite well.

Palogal

10-19-2009, 01:08 PM

Dear Cinnamon

The tree is not going to leg go even though you don't like it. It didn't before and it has not changed.

Please make note of this.

Management

Horserider

10-19-2009, 02:27 PM

Dear Sarcasmia,
Love your country... I have adapted to your language quite well.

Lol :D

Dear panic attacks,

Please stop ruining my life! I'm sixteen years old and can't drive a hundred yards. Mom's going to force me to drive anyway so will you please GET OUT.

Mandy

10-19-2009, 04:22 PM

Dear Scott:

I really wish you weren't leaving.

sugarsgirl

10-19-2009, 07:20 PM

Dear Miss Quarter Horse Congress Queen 2009,

Congrats!!!! I am beyond happy for you! It will be such an honor to say that I ride with / keep my horse with the queen! :D

Kendra

Mandy

10-20-2009, 10:11 AM

Dear Boss:

Please stop making me correct these documents time and time again. It was perfect on Sunday, there's no reason why I have to redo these things over and over again. The submission is now three days late for Court and it's ridiculous. I'm really getting sick of EXHAUSTING myself because of you doing this.

Amanda

Palogal

10-20-2009, 10:18 AM

Dear cold,
I'm sorry I'm not going to be able to make the appointment you scheduled. Please call back as your previous appointment was less than a year ago, there is no need for one at this time and my schedule is full.

Thanks.

dame_wolf

10-20-2009, 11:23 AM

Dear Boss;

Why don't you go straight to *** you ******* old *******! I can't wait to put my notice in to you and never have to see you again! You've caused more stress in my life then there should be and I don't know how I've come up with the strength to put up with your ******** for this long! I'm fastly getting to the point of not caring if I have a job or not just to be rid of you! Your constant degrading, yelling, ********, double standards, holier then thou, I can do everyones job better then they can, I am God and the world revolves around me attitude is what make you have such a high employee turn around, not an abundance of deadbeats or morons! When I quit if you even think of bad mouthing me like you have every past employee I will turn you into the Dept of Labor! Just remember I know enough about you to make you wish you'd never met me! **** *** ************!!!

Your not soon enough ex-employee;
Kristy

Dear Dept of Labor;

You need to start helping people that are being abused by their employers. A hostile work environment is nothing someone should have to put up with just to be employed!

Abused Employee

missyfritz

10-20-2009, 11:33 AM

Dear Boy,
I just wanted you to know that I think you're adorable and sweet and quickly becoming one of my best friends here. You're super easy to talk to and hilarious and I love spending time with you. Stargazing, middle of the night pancakes, and random board games are so much fun and I can't wait to go camping with everyone again this weekend! I think you might be just what I need, I'm just afraid to admit it.

Me

Fork

10-20-2009, 11:39 AM

Dear roommate,

I know you don't speak or understand english, but playing your subwoofer 24/7 is not pleasant to the rest of us. Please stop.

Also, please close the shower curtain when you shower. There aren't any scary monsters or murderers on the other side. I don't enjoy walking through puddles. Thank you.

- Me.

gabhainn

10-20-2009, 12:33 PM

Never read this before, just did, kinda interesting and educational. Nice to have a place to vent with no repercussions............Kevin

dame_wolf

10-20-2009, 01:47 PM

Dear New Jobs I've Applied For;

One of you PLEASE HIRE ME!!!

Applicant

TheBadLands

10-20-2009, 02:09 PM

Dear Dena:

I can't keep buying you new halters, I can't afford auto closing prison doors for the barn, Pearl doesn't deserve to be trampled everytime she rolls, and I am tired of replacing all the of the feed and hay you steal from everyone when you "run away" from home. I also cannot afford a security guard..

Dear Meth head looking girl at the farm:

I showed a friends horse who's NEVER gotten the opportunity. She was very very very proud of her only ribbon. And tearing it down, stepping all over it, and shredding it with a razor, because you don't like me, only proves you're all nothing more than Jerry Springer worthy trash. If you wanted to mess up a ribbon... steal one of mine.. I have a ton of them.

And if you really want.. I'll just take that blue ribbon I won, that you're so mad about (because little pearl beat your cracker mare (it's a breed) in conformation), and slap you in the face with it.

PS..

Shoes are a good thing. Your feet look more hardcore than my mudboggers on my jeep.:soapbox:

Aina

10-20-2009, 03:24 PM

Dear guy,
You are awesome and I hope you know it. Please be careful in your relationship with your gf. You have only been in a relationship for what, two weeks? And yet you are already fighting. I know you don't want to date a whole bunch of girls, but don't let that get in the way of realizing that even if she is a really nice, Godly young lady, you two may not be right for each other. You are an incredible guy. Which is why, even though I have never met her, I am sure that your gf is top notch. I know it may hurt, but respect her and yourself enough to get out of the relationship soon if you don't think it will work, even if it does hurt both of you. Please make sure that you are in prayer about this. Over the past few years I have gotten to know you a little bit and.. could I say I love you? Not in the romantic way, I mean I may like you a little bit, but more in the I want what is best for you way. I just want you to find someone you are happy with and who fulfills you, which probably isn't me either. Just look at your relationship with her and see if it really could go anywhere. You may be perfectly compatible as far as goals, hobbies, and stuff like that, but if your personalities collide all the time you could still be miserable.
~Me

p.s. You look really good in pastel purple.

PaintedDreamer_0110

10-20-2009, 07:05 PM

Dear life,
Please keep out of trouble and rolling along smoothly.

Dear Horses!
I love you guys! I look forward to going riding this weekend.

Dear Marcos,
I cannot wait to see you this weekend! Hah I can't belive you have fallen under the charm of country music! AHAHA :) I love you baby, you are amazing! YOUR AMAZING! I'd never make it through it without you. I can't wait for homecoming!!! WOO HOO!

Dear self conciousness,
Please stop holding me back! I really want to sing in that tallent show so could you please go on vacation for a night.

Horserider

10-20-2009, 07:20 PM

Dear creators of Everwood,

You guys are amazing! Please make more Everwood episodes. We need decent television shows.

Palogal

10-21-2009, 12:47 PM

Dear co-worker,
get over yourself. I do not have time for your nitpicky details that have nothing to do with my students or teaching. Try and figure out why we are here and that is to teach, not to do pointless paperwork. Also, do me a favor and try to be less of a b****.

Thanks.

Jump The Moon

10-21-2009, 12:51 PM

Dear maths homework, and stupid old surds to be more specific,
Would you please just disappear and finish yourself?
In truth I really don't care whether your rational, irrational or whatever other crap I get taught.
Infact, I am forming a strong disliking to you maths lot alltogether.
Sorry, truth hurts huh?
-Me.

Jump The Moon

10-21-2009, 12:55 PM

Dear 'you'
So things got pretty weird today huh?
I wish we could just tell eachother, because I know you feel that way too.
Who'd have guessed 3 silly little words would be so hard to say.
I just wish everyone else at school didn't have to get involved and mess everything up everytime someone opens up. Maybe one day, one day we'll find the courage to bite the bullet, so to speak, and come out with it. Then again, maybe not? Who knows. I don't, I know what I want to believe though.
-Me.

luv2show

10-21-2009, 01:08 PM

Dear A,

I got it in the mail today!!!! :D Sweetest thing ever. Thanks so much. I love & miss you, Ashley.

Pinky

10-21-2009, 01:30 PM

Dear World,
Gah. Go away.
Pinky.

Aina

10-21-2009, 01:46 PM

Dear future husband,
I never knew I could miss someone so much who I have never met. I miss you!
Love,
Alice

Dear Skyler,
Thanks for holding still while I did a bunny manicure. You are such a doll baby!
-Your owner

Dear facebook,
Why do you hate me?
~Dedicated user (wow, I sound like a drug addict, haha)

Dear statistics homework,
I hate you.
-Student

Wow, this is liberating, lol.

All4Grace

10-21-2009, 02:52 PM

Dear Grace,
PLEASE stop trying to eat th eponies. And PLEASE PLEASE stop kicking. I don't want you to hurt yourself and if you continue to kick like that you will.
*Mum*

Dear New Kitten,
My feet are not toys. Please stop attacking them everytime I move under the covers, the middle of the night wake up calls are NOT amusiing.

*Auntie*

Dear Dentist...

PLEASE be gentle... I am scare to death of you.

*Me*

Horserider

10-21-2009, 02:56 PM

Dear Dentist...

PLEASE be gentle... I am scare to death of you.

Wish you could come to my dentist. She has horses. :D

Dear sinuses,

Please. Stop. Tickling! My nose and eyes have been running ALL DAY and I really want to do something other than sit on my bed watching Everwood and trying to get you to stop.

Dear boy,

You looked so cute today. I wanted to tell you, but I didn't get the chance. I should've found one anyway. You need to dress like that more often.

dame_wolf

10-22-2009, 09:28 AM

Dear Closer;

It really isn't as hard as you make it out to be. Really. Just count the money, checks, cards, and make sure they match our receipts. Then hit the close and print button. That's it.

KittySawrus

10-22-2009, 12:29 PM

Dear Mother Nature
HA! At last, I conquered you! You're miffed, aren't you? That and my sexy new umbrella means you can never get me down!!
Mwuahaha
Katy

Dear Teachers,
Gimme like a breather week please? I missed a hell of a lot and I've done 5, yes, 5 tests since I got back on stuff I don't really actually know...so please please make next term a bit easier for me to give me time to catch up. I'd also like to enjoy my half term.
Thanks in advance ;)
Katy

Pinky

10-22-2009, 12:44 PM

Dear Sea (as in, the big soggy thing with mega huuuge waves),
Thank you lots for cheering me up today :). And thank you for reminding me why I shouldn't stop living my life. Awesome waves today, shame it got dark after only two hours :(.
Love,
Pinky.

Dear Snow,
Whoo! Snowboarding soooooon! I seriously cannot wait to get back out on the mountains again and see you again :D. Be nice this year ;).
Love and excitement,
Pinky.

Dear Every other aspect of my life,
I won't say it again. You're getting on my last nerve. Just let me have fun for a few more weeks.
Pinky.

Horserider

10-22-2009, 01:18 PM

Dear mother nature,

If you could give us one more day like yesterday on Sunday, I promise I'll never ask for anything until my wedding day.

missyfritz

10-25-2009, 07:56 PM

Dear grad student/math teacher,
No matter what I do I'm not going to ace your test. I've been studying non-stop for a week, but I'm sure you'll pull out your bag of random questions we haven't covered to throw everyone off guard. And you wonder why almost no one does well? Seriously?

Sincerely,
Frustrated and Confused

Dear Hall-mates,
I don't know what you're saying about me and I don't know where you're getting it from, but I know something is going on and I don't like it. If you've got something to say, you can say it to me. I'd rather find out from one of you than overhear something later. I'd just like to be in the loop. Other than that, you can talk all you want. Honestly, you think you know what's going on and you don't. I thought I could trust you guys, but sometimes I'm not sure anymore. So, what's happening?

Hoping for the best

All4Grace

10-26-2009, 12:34 AM

Dear neighbor,
PLEASE get you butt home soon. I want to go to sleep and while I really enjoy the money you pay me to watch your son over the weekend so you can work I also need my sleep. I prefer to be in bed before 1am.

*yawn*

Dear OTHER neighbor,
Did y'all have a great party last night? It sure sounded like it? especially the tone deaf karaoke at 1 in the FRIGGIN MORNING!!!

Dear Mouth,

I know you hurt, I know root canals SUCK but please bare with my and lets get this over with so I can one day smile and not think everyone is looking at my disgusting teeth.

allie0

10-26-2009, 03:14 AM

Dear life,

Stop being such an idiot and return my kitty :(
-love alice

Dear Erin
I lovee youu :D Thankyou for giving me a chance to show again!!
-lovee aliceee

Dear Samson
Pleaaaase try and keep the new rug clean :/ And bucking whilst bareback is not appreciated! XDD I love youu <3

Jump The Moon

10-26-2009, 03:57 AM

Dear Saddle,
please don't break or get lost in the post.
I love you, want you and need you.
Please arrive safe and sound soon.
A quarter horse and wannabe cowgirl await you :)

peace_baby

10-26-2009, 07:46 AM

Dear 'life'
It looks like things are looking up for me now. I finally have my own ride that I am paying for on my own. I have a great job and will soon be getting sort of a promotion. I'd like to take online courses for Vet Assist starting in January so hopefully that will work out. Then I'll get a raise and can save up for an apartment of my own. :)

On to things that don't look so great, that I feel need to be addressed.. I'm not sure how to put this, actually.. But I guess you could say I'm not exactly sure how to handle this. I'm not sure what to say. I know how I feel but how do they feel about it? I guess the only way to find out is to ask but I'd really rather not. I guess I'll find out eventually.

Sincerely,
Blessed but Confuzzled