NEW Presidential Candidate!!!!! **Breaking news!**

[lovesfortune]

Just wanted to share the latest news of the day. There is a new candidate running!! :cowboy:

http://www.tsgnet.com/pres.php?id=52383&altf=Uif&altl=XC2t

Edit: I dont know how to make it clickable... wait, did I do it?

[vicklynn]

Ha ha...Ive done that one, fun hu

[lovesfortune]

Yeah. I thought with all the changes that have happened just with a week's worth of work... they might be able to make some changes at the White House too!

[WashingtonBay]

Thanks to all of you who made all this possible :D

[vicklynn]

LOL WB

I not only get to rub shoulders with the forum owners, I get to rub shoulders with the new presidential candidate:p

[WashingtonBay]

And you can say you knew us when... :)

[lovesfortune]

Thanks to all of you who made all this possible :D

LOL. Your speech needs a little more depth to it. Who is your speech writer? :p

[Cat]

Too Funny!

[JackieB]

Could I be Secretary of the Interior, please?

[WashingtonBay]

LOL. Your speech needs a little more depth to it. Who is your speech writer? :p

Already I've got critics. :rolleyes:

[Sundays Man]

Where do you stand on the amadillo problem in Georgia. That's what I want to know. We need issues, substance, you know things like the armadillo problem.

[WashingtonBay]

~WBay nudges her advisors under the table so they'll tell her what the armadillo problem is~ :huh:

[vicklynn]

Already I've got critics. :rolleyes:

Where are they, hu, show me, Ill take care of it.
Vick puts her security ear piece tighter, grabs her night stick, taps it across her palm.
Where are you, you devil you.

Vick wakes up, remembers her buttocks isnt doing any of that...hehehe
Sorry WB, you'll need a body guard. Im not up to it this week..lol

[WashingtonBay]

Heh.... sit back down, grab some coffee, I appreciate the thought :)

[rocknK]

Is there a shortage of armadillos?? Maybe we could send you some of our excess California liberals. They are about as useful as armadillos.:p

[WashingtonBay]

Well see that's what I don't know... are there too many, or not enough? And enough for what purpose? Concerned candidates want to know! :)

[rocknK]

Frankly, I don't give a hoot about armadillos. I just want to get rid of liberals!:rolleyes:

[Sundays Man]

~WBay nudges her advisors under the table so they'll tell her what the armadillo problem is~ :huh:

Why WB, I'm shocked. These armadillos have been coming across the Florida border illegally for years!!! They have put many a hard working possum out of work since the "invasion" and the possums are here legally. Why just last week I had one sneaking around my barn looking for stuff to steal 'cause the "arms" have taken everything away from them. It's hard to find good road kill possum for our old southern recipes any more. All you can find is goofy armadillo road kill and "they ain't fit to eat". They should be deported back to Florida or be made to be here legally, as citizens of the state like all the critters here in Georgia. WE NEED A FENCE AND GUARDS at the border to stop this illegal influx of free loaders, and send the illegals back home!

[WashingtonBay]

Wouldn't seem it would even have to be a very tall fence... what, about 8 inches or so? ;)

[Sundays Man]

Frankly, I don't give a hoot about armadillos. I just want to get rid of liberals!:rolleyes:

Hmmmm, interesting thought. Maybe if all the conservatives get out and vote we can put them to silence for a while. Naaaa, that would be like getting rid of armadillos, ain't gonna happen.:p:)

[Sundays Man]

Wouldn't seem it would even have to be a very tall fence... what, about 8 inches or so? ;)

That's right! Just a little fence. And you wouldn't have to worry about the road ways. An armadillo jumps straight up when startled so they can roll into a ball. You can imagine what happens when a car straddles them and they startle. A real mess. Not even enough meat left for a good stew. They are worthless!! Like some....well never mind that wouldn't be polite. :)

[WashingtonBay]

An armadillo jumps straight up when startled so they can roll into a ball.

Facinating... :popcorn: so how high can they jump?

[Sundays Man]

Facinating... :popcorn: so how high can they jump?

Oh, 3 or 4 inches I would say. Have you seen the credit car commercial with the super hero Armadillo man. His wife taps him on the shoulder to offer him a snack and startles him. He doesn't have to jump high, just high enough to tuck his head and tail and roll into a ball which is just high enough to catch the underframe of a fast moving car by the way.

[outriding01]

Lol, I actually know the guy who that video was originally about. He went to school in Mississippi with another guy I know. Met him at a party once.... completely unspectacular, but decent enough guy.

[cloedoll]

Lol! You got my vote. :D

[lovesfortune]

Wow, I'm learning so much about armadillos. IT's fascinating!!!

[mlle_beau]

Why WB, I'm shocked. These armadillos have been coming across the Florida border illegally for years!!! They have put many a hard working possum out of work since the "invasion" and the possums are here legally. Why just last week I had one sneaking around my barn looking for stuff to steal 'cause the "arms" have taken everything away from them. It's hard to find good road kill possum for our old southern recipes any more. All you can find is goofy armadillo road kill and "they ain't fit to eat". They should be deported back to Florida or be made to be here legally, as citizens of the state like all the critters here in Georgia. WE NEED A FENCE AND GUARDS at the border to stop this illegal influx of free loaders, and send the illegals back home!

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