starkitten
10-13-2008, 05:51 AM
WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?
A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next
to a priest.
The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with
red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn
coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.
After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked,
"Say Father, what causes arthritis?"
The priest replies, "My Son, it's caused by loose
living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your
fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath."
The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned, " Then returned to
his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man
and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to
come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"
The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I
was just reading here that the Pope does."
MORAL: Make sure you understand the question before
offering the answer.
A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next
to a priest.
The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with
red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn
coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.
After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked,
"Say Father, what causes arthritis?"
The priest replies, "My Son, it's caused by loose
living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your
fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath."
The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned, " Then returned to
his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man
and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to
come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"
The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I
was just reading here that the Pope does."
MORAL: Make sure you understand the question before
offering the answer.