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rocknK
03-01-2009, 11:57 AM
if you don't laugh, check your pulse!
http://videos.komando.com/2008/06/04/mans-suprising-laugh/
sorry folks got this from friend, works for me, checked this spelling twice
I got to it by using the little calendar in the upper right corner in the video category
go to june 4 2008 really hilarious.

jeezitsjacki
03-01-2009, 01:43 PM
it says there it cant find the video

mtnmollie
03-01-2009, 03:51 PM
Maybe you'll laugh at this?

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, 'If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a calf?' Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, 'Sure, Why not?'The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer,connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg , Germany .Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-Tech Miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and says, 'You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves.''That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves,' says Bud.He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. Then the Bud says to the young man, 'Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?'The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, 'Okay, why not?' 'You're a Congressman for the U.S. Government', says Bud. 'Wow! That's correct,' says the yuppie, 'but how did you guess that?' 'No guessing required.' answered the cowboy. 'You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew,to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about cows...this is a herd of sheep. . .
Now give me back my dog.

Vacker Hast
03-01-2009, 04:30 PM
I think this is the video so I will try to embed it. I went to YouTube and found the son's account with his father on there again.



YouTube - Dad at Comedy Barn

lacyloo
03-01-2009, 04:40 PM
hmm none of the links work...

Vacker Hast
03-01-2009, 04:43 PM
Okay, I got it embeded finally lol :popcorn:

rocknK
03-01-2009, 04:45 PM
All hail VH's most excellent computer skills!!!!!!!!! Thank you very much ma'am. :cowboy:

Vacker Hast
03-01-2009, 04:47 PM
You made me work too hard, rocknK, lol but I did learn how to embed the video player!!! Thanks for sharing this I was crackin' up big time!!!

rocknK
03-01-2009, 04:50 PM
I only make it about 2/3 the way thru, had to stop, I was crying! They should make a recording of that laugh & send it to everyone taking anti-depressants. They could throw away their pills.:p

lacyloo
03-01-2009, 04:52 PM
OMG i have tears... :p

Vacker Hast
03-01-2009, 04:54 PM
Ohhhhh heck, the best part is the ending!!! You have to watch that it's what the comedian was trying to set up for ... it's hilarious!!!

Vacker Hast
03-02-2009, 06:32 AM
This is funny and I, also, watched some of the video's at the bottom of the player that were funny too. If you couldn't pull up or find it when you opened the link, the video player is now embeded so you can see it.

This is worthy of a bump!:popcorn:

cloedoll
03-02-2009, 07:26 AM
maybe you'll laugh at this?

A cowboy named bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in california when suddenly a brand-new bmw advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.the driver, a young man in a brioni suit, gucci shoes, rayban sunglasses and ysl tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, 'if i tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?' bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, 'sure, why not?'the yuppie parks his car, whips out his dell notebook computer,connects it to his cingular razr v3 cell phone, and surfs to a nasa page on the internet, where he calls up a gps satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another nasa satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.the young man then opens the digital photo in adobe photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in hamburg , germany .within seconds, he receives an email on his palm pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a ms-sql database through an odbc connected excel spreadsheet with email on his blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech miniaturized hp laserjet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and says, 'you have exactly 1,586 cows and calves.''that's right. Well, i guess you can take one of my calves,' says bud.he watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. Then the bud says to the young man, 'hey, if i can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?'the young man thinks about it for a second and then says, 'okay, why not?' 'you're a congressman for the u.s. Government', says bud. 'wow! That's correct,' says the yuppie, 'but how did you guess that?' 'no guessing required.' answered the cowboy. 'you showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer i already knew,to a question i never asked. You tried to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about cows...this is a herd of sheep. . .
Now give me back my dog.

lol!

miatapony
03-02-2009, 08:15 AM
OMG that was great

mtnmollie
03-02-2009, 07:36 PM
it took a while to download but -

he he he he . :)