Funniest Thing I've Ever Read

[Horserider]

Things you shouldn't say around non-horse people:


http://bridlepath.wordpress.com/2006/11/10/things-you-probably-shouldnt-say-around-non-horse-people/

:hysterical::hysterical:

What do you think?

ETA: Here's a story from a horse owner and her experience with non-horsey friends. :popcorn:

http://www.mail-archive.com/ridecamp@www.endurance.net/msg00203.html

I have way too much time on my hands.

[luv2show]

LMAO.
I love the 17 hands one.... hahahahaha

[sugarsgirl]

All of her babies have been sold overseas.

Thats definatly one that shouldn't be said around non-horsey people! lol.

[Gypsy Rose]

He,he! Those would get some really strange looks, that's for sure!

[Cat]

Oh my...

One testicle is visible, but I can’t even feel the other one.

[Dakota Sunrise]

ROTFLMAO!:hysterical:

[GrungeEquestrian]

wow thanks for sharing that made my day! :hysterical::hysterical:

[palomino]

The mother is black and the father is white, and the baby came out black and white.

HAHAHAHAAA! I could totally see the look on someones face- like, WHAT?

[JustDreamin]

Some of those are hilarious. I've had conversations before with other horse people in public and Im sure the people around us stared.

[dustys_girlly]

i have one

we had to drug the mare to let the stud mount her.

i got to participate in a horsey date rape :hysterical: the mare tried to kick the crap out of the stud, he could not find the right hole. lol

[zoel_222]

hahaha! Too funny!