Anyone have kids?

[mandisue]

This one is for everyone who...
a) has kids
b) had kids
c) was a kid
d) knows a kid
e) is going to have kids.
I guess that means all of us!!
DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS
I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was
having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, 'Daddy,
look at this' , and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers
in my mouth and said, 'Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,'
pretending to eat them.
I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on
the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
I said, 'What's wrong, honey?'
She replied, 'What happened to my booger?' :p

[cloedoll]

Lol!

[vicklynn]

OH MY GOSH...that is hilarious.

I got one.
Mom, dad, 4 kids, me the youngest.
Dad, the cop, comes home everyday, unlocks his desk, in the foyer, puts his gun and other gear in his desk, locks it and all is good.
Im a brownie at this time. I go to brownies every week. One day I come home, my brothers are at the door, they start freaking out on me. Where were you. I was at brownies. You werent suppose to go to brownies today. I go every week, mom didnt tell me not to go.(my mom would of told me). Oh no, Dad is pissed. Im not sure how to handle that, you DONT piss off my dad. Dad has ALL the cops out looking for you. (dads a big time cop in King County, so for me this is awful). I bust out in tears, run upstairs to my room crying.
Dad is, at this time, co driving with a bud, and I hear him outside laughing as he closes the door, that big deep rumble, and I look down out my window. There he is, oh my Gosh, what am I going to do(of course hes in uniform)I freak. I hear the door open. I tiptoe down one flight of stairs, look around the corner of the 2nd flight, see my dad pull his gun out, and I SCREAM LIKE someone just shot me. My dad looks up, honey, whats wrong, as I run back up the stairs. I hear him talking with the boys, some chuckling going on. Vicky, come here honey. I tiptoe back down to the 1st landing, look around the corner. Dad and the boys are standing there, the boys are trying not to laugh, and my dad has a happy yet snarky look on his face. I tell him what the boys said,(he already knows)he turns to them, asks them to leave, and calls me down stairs. I ask him, are you gonna shoot me(LMBO). He assures me he is not. It ended well.
At the time, I was so scared. Now, its funny as he!!..lol

[Ariesgrl131]

lol

[cloedoll]

ha ha, funny story Vicklynn!

[AppyLover]

:doh: YUCK! LOL

[carla]

LOLOL.. ahhaahaha! I can see this happening to my hubby.

[HeartofSteel]

Eeeeww lol, no boogy's!

[Country Girl 43]

LOL....that made me laugh!! :hysterical::hysterical:

[TheBadLands]

lol that's too cute!

and I sure do! You want him?

[ownedby7horses]

LMBO, those were funny!

[mandisue]

No thanks pall I got two of my own!!

[Tatesgram]

Cup of Tea DADDY
One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me.
I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident.
Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of
my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening
news when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water.
After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came
home.. My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup
of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!'
My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for
Daddy and she watches him drink it up. Then she says, (as only a mother would know...
:)

"Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?"

[vicklynn]

LMBO...how funny is that.

[sugarsgirl]

Eww! LOL

[Horseless]

I think I threw up a little in my mouth!!! :eek:

[SedonaThunder]

Eeeeewwwww:eek:

[mlle_beau]

Ewwww!