My Knowledge Of Horse's

[Horseless]

ok several people here have questioned my knowledge of horse's so to prove that I do know horse's
I will talk about them for awhile.

Horse's have four legs( unless one leg was cut off or something like that, it could happen)
Horse's have a tail
Horse's have two eyes( unless one eye was poked out or something like that)
Horse's have two ears
Horse's come in lots of purdy colors
Horse's get sick and cost lots of money to get well.
Horse's are fun
Horse's can be a pain in the rear
Horse's are alot of work
Horse's have to have their hooves trimmed
Horse's have to have shots and wormers
Horse's can be used for work
Horse's can be used for pleasure

I guess thats about it.:D

[Equine_Woman]

You know more than some people who own them. . .

[FatSpottedAppy]

Whats your favorite color horse? The red ones? :D Inside joke with my Mom's boyfriend..


But I do agree with Equine Woman. Definitely.

[mtnmollie]

"Horse's have to have their hooves trimmed "...

but not if you ride barefoot on rock- :D

[Cat]

I see no mention of knowing what end the food goes in and what end the poop comes out...

[cloedoll]

You forget the most wonderful thing of all (only applicable to male horses)...
SHEATH CLEANING!

[sugarsgirl]

Lol cloedoll

[rocknK]

So I guess we can start a whole new section entitled "Ask Horseless". Wouldn't that be a hoot! He could dispense all sorts of advice about dressage, reining, mounted-shooting, eventing, vet & farrier care, etc. We could sit at the feet of the master & soak up some of his vast knowledge.:D

[cloedoll]

He would say dressage is a mix of eating salad dressing while mounted on a horse...you can imagine where it goes from there. xD

[oursarge]

You know more than some people who own them. . .

So true! Too many people have them and don't have a clue.

[quicktodance21]

He would say dressage is a mix of eating salad dressing while mounted on a horse...you can imagine where it goes from there. xD

oh one can only imagine where it would go from there :p horseless is definatly a unique individual

[Horseless]

He would say dressage is a mix of eating salad dressing while mounted on a horse...you can imagine where it goes from there. xD


Crap thats not what it means??? :eek:

[dame_wolf]

I hope one day to be as smart as Horseless...

[Sundays Man]

Oh Oh, Horsless!!! I learned somethin' today!!! Painted Lady told me my mare has a bag that needs to be cleaned. It's not as bad as the sheath cleaning thing tho'.;)

[Casperluff]

You know more than some people who own them. . .


LOL.

As much as I had to laugh at that, it's sadly true.

[Sundays Man]

LOL.

As much as I had to laugh at that, it's sadly true.

Now, in Horseless' defense, I'm sure he resembles that remark!!:p

[Horseless]

whats all this talk about Bags and Sheaths??? :eek:
I cant find that in my horsey dictionary.:(

[Sundays Man]

It's really complicated and I have no delicate way of describing. I tend to like cleaning bags and stay away from sheaths. And that's all I'm going to say about that as Forrest would say.;)

[carla]

And that's all I'm going to say about that as Forrest would say.;)


And for that, your daughter is thankful. :rant: