Spyder's Classified Ad

[Cat]

I think Spyder is on the hunt. Found this in the classifieds on craigslist:

Sleek female with a sexy looking "hour glass" figure dressed in red looking for a little fling. All potentials must look good dressed in black and be ready for an evening out with a meal afterwards. No overly tough guys, please - soft and tasty is prefered.

http://www.nlm.nih.gov/MEDLINEPLUS/ency/images/ency/fullsize/19582.jpg

[Joshie]

I always knew there was something more than a little crazy about Spyder.

[Spyder]

Ah you found my ad.


The last one only lasted ..........errrrr one night. I am a love them and eat them type of gal !!!!!!!:rolleyes:

[Joshie]

Me thinks you spread your lovin' around a bit too much!

[WashingtonBay]

This is going to be another one of those threads that doesn't make a lick of sense to anyone except to the four or so of you... isn't it? :coffee:

[Spyder]

This is going to be another one of those threads that doesn't make a lick of sense to anyone except to the four or so of you... isn't it? :coffee:


Hmmmmmm I don't know. The mating habits of spyders should be good reading for those inclinded to know about spydees.

[Cat]

This is going to be another one of those threads that doesn't make a lick of sense to anyone except to the four or so of you... isn't it? :coffee:

Huh - I thought it was pretty straigh forward so far. :confused: :innocent:

[Joshie]

Every post Spyder makes just goes further and further downhill. I'm glad I'm not like that!

[Cat]

Every post Spyder makes just goes further and further downhill. I'm glad I'm not like that!


PPPFFFFFTTTTT :hysterical: Give up your "good girl" persona - WE know the real you. Your not fooling anyone. I'd trout slap you - but I think you would take the trout again.

[Spyder]

PPPFFFFFTTTTT :hysterical: Give up your "good girl" persona - WE know the real you. Your not fooling anyone. I'd trout slap you - but I think you would take the trout again.

The first two fishies went down her bras.....................are you saying another one would go down a third bra cup....now where was she hiding that one ????:doh:

[Cat]

Ummm...I don't even want to consider WHERE.

[Joshie]

PPPFFFFFTTTTT :hysterical: Give up your "good girl" persona - WE know the real you. Your not fooling anyone. I'd trout slap you - but I think you would take the trout again.

The first two fishies went down her bras.....................are you saying another one would go down a third bra cup....now where was she hiding that one ????:doh:

Well, your chest is so large, Cat, that you hit Spyder in the head with the wobbly things, knocking all the sense out of her. Spyder isn't even a mammal so she has no chest to worry about anyway. My hubby can attest to the fact that I have a very nice figure, thank you very much!

[Cat]

What can I say - my hubby likes them big. Don't mind the rolls of duct tape needed to keep them in place while riding though. :innocent:

And of course your hubby would say you have a nice figure - he doesn't want to end up on that japanese game show!

[Spyder]

And of course your hubby would say you have a nice figure - he doesn't want to end up on that japanese game show!


Ah..this one ?????????

YouTube - Japanese Game Show

[Joshie]

What can I say - my hubby likes them big. Don't mind the rolls of duct tape needed to keep them in place while riding though. :innocent:

And of course your hubby would say you have a nice figure - he doesn't want to end up on that japanese game show!

Yeah, he doesn't wish to be emasculated like your hubby! Cat's hubby is the guy in the orange.

YouTube - Japanese Game Show

[Cat]

Nice try - that guy is not tall enough to be my husband.

[cloedoll]

I am SO lost. :doh:

[Joshie]

I am SO lost. :doh:

That's OK. So is Cat.

Explanation of story. 1) Cat has lost all her marbles so you can't believe a thing she says. 2) Spyder has loose morals. 3) Joshie is the nice one.:innocent:

[Cat]

No - Joshie some how talked someone into giving her a computer in her padded room and she has since caused all sorts of havoc. She is only nice when she is on her meds.

[Joshie]

I work at the hospital. The computer is for charting on patients like Cat :eek:

[Cat]

See...more of her delusions.

[lisakaye]

Those crawling spyders are giving me the whillies.....:nono: