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Fjords <3
05-07-2009, 01:56 PM
Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled,"Survivor, Texas Style."

The contestants will all start in Dallas , then drive to Waco , Austin , San Antonio , over to Houston and down to Brownsville .
They will then proceed up to Del Rio , El Paso , Midland ,Odessa , Lubbock and Amarillo . From there they will go on to Abilene , Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas .

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: "I'm Gay," "I Love the Dixie Chicks," "Boycott Beef," "I Voted for Obama," "George Strait Sucks," "Hillary in 2012" and "I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

Tatesgram
05-07-2009, 02:39 PM
lol, good one.

Turn and Burn
05-07-2009, 02:48 PM
:hysterical:

valleyrider
05-07-2009, 06:39 PM
LOL! Good one:)

dustys_girlly
05-07-2009, 06:47 PM
:hysterical: that is too funny

gabhainn
05-12-2009, 09:51 AM
Nah they will all stop in Austin and claim asylum, they will be fine.............Kevin

Kaitlyn
05-12-2009, 09:53 AM
LOLOLOL!!!!!

TheBadLands
05-12-2009, 09:55 AM
Nah they will all stop in Austin and claim asylum, they will be fine.............Kevin

:hysterical::hysterical:

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